The Mega-Zine Museum
February 6, 1998
SPACE CADET Why does Tony Blair have a robot smile? Why am I the only guinea pig to like Star Trek? Why is Terry Pratchett so excellent? Why do I want to kill Bill Gates? Why indeed!
LISTEN UP! How great are my Teletext mates and they don't care that I'm a strange girl with problems coming out my earholes. Hi Nick, Grant, Bert, James, Jeremy & Graham. Love, Kick-Ass-Angel. Way to go girlfriend!
WE'RE NEW and don't know what to write. Eternal clubbers. Don't waste our time!
The first of December
Is a day I'll remember
From school I shall skive
To see Blur play live
The place I will go
Is the S.E.C.C. in Glasgow
See Damon in the flesh
A thought oh so spesh
Get crushed in the mosh-pit
It sure will be worth it
After all, not so much daunting
As will be fun yet exhausting
Po-going to great songs
On a night I am so greatly longing.
Colette Zeal
Damon, Blur and a day off school
OH WHAT A BEAUTIFUL THING!
'ZINERS
Mmmmmm... I was contemplating the different ways I could eat a Cadbury's Creme Egg when I suddenly noticed something on that ancient show, Blue Peter, about taste-less loo seats with things in them. (the mind BOGgles!).
Richard's "Blast Off" was the only thing amusing in the past 30 years. What the hell keeps that show on air? Bribery? Letters from chubby, pizza faced teens? Ah well just remember! Backchat viewers should rot in hell!
Sinister Minister (print this letter)
We did print your letter.
NOW GET LOST!
DEAR 'ZINERS AND WLW
As 'Zine has become an advertisement for love zone, I wondered if my Mr Right is out there? He is a mad, cute, humorous, bleached, happy, snowboarder, who loves Prodigy and would take me to gigs, raves and festivals.
He's soft, but not whimpy, happy and very rich. Anyone seen him???
Let me know if you have and would be interested in a short, bleached nutter?
Girl forbidden to get tongue pierced.
The dude doesn't exist. SUGGESTION:
GO BACK TO READING MILLS & BOON
OI OI ZINESTERS!
I've returned from Caribbean travels. Thank God, too much Reggae can't be good for moshing punks like me. (Pretentious, moi?)
Anyway, I need you 'Ziners to help me, I have a new bass guitar, and have decided (as you do!) that she should be named. Any cool ideas?
You are the only cool people on my level. My school is full of bigoted ninnies.
BIRPARIAN
Anyone who thinks a guitar needs a name
SHOULD STAY IN THE LAND OF REGGAE
