The Mega-Zine Museum
February 4, 1998
JAFFA CAKE Titanic is the best film ever and Leo is SO wonderful. That's a Zany idea.
MAN THEY COULD NOT HANG Why do those who believe in ghosts and aliens want them to exist so badly? Man would be safer if they didn't. It's like they want to be murdered or have their brain sucked out by an odd life-form. Spooky.
20TH CENTURY BIRCH (!) Reading 'Zine I was pleasantly surprised to see another Subcircus fan. Let us fill pages with Subcircus quotes. Unless substandard!
DEAR MOJO
Don't you just love that stupid girl from Aqua? In my house we take Barbie to the guillotine. You play Marat, and I'll be Charlotte Corday! And who can play Robespierre... Mick Jagger?
(Goths, for instance, do not wish to live in Baywatch.)
She should try applying her nail varnish to the inside of her mouth.
Well, wasn't 'Zine just such fun? Busted now, and I don't really expect anyone at 'Zinester House to sign any papers for my reprieve.
Chloe
Unfortunately Babie's not quick enough
TO PLAY SADE TO GET IS SHE?
WLW
It's about time some of the loyal members and contributors should be knighted. I mean, if a dinner lady can be given a title, why not a 'Ziner?
Here are a few suggestions for titles:
- 'Ziner with the Most Innovative Name
- 'Ziner of Most Intellectually Stimulating Words
- 'Ziner who Always has New and Wonderful Ideas for the Running of the World (or at least World of 'Zine).
Blue Raisan should be put in all of these categories.
Beautiful Freak
Don't know about a knighthood but how
'BOUT SULTAN A RAISAN? (SORRY...)
MAN THEY COULD NOT HANG
You have confused dance music with chart music. Proper dance music (such as Chemical Brothers and the Lo Fidelity Allstars) is quality stuff, which sits happily in my record collection alongside albums by bands such as Metallica, Deftones and the mighty Redwood.
For you I suggest a new name: The Man I Want To Hang, narrow-minded fool.
Utmost respect to Silver Bullet and The Kitten With Dark Purple Fur.
Bitter Taste
Bitter Noyed, more like! But remember:
CHAQUE A SON GOUT! TASTEFUL COMMENT
WLW
You are God of Megazine. With your permission on this page the "ultimate battle" of Good V Evil, of Honesty V Dishonesty will now wage.
Should you not print my letters the whole world is my stage.
With love forever!
Honest Neo-Tech Woman
Angel of Cyberspace
Who will honour (or dishonour)
DISHONESTY? (What a mouthful!)
