The Mega-Zine Museum
February 1, 1998
PURPLE LONG HAIRED BUNNY Everytime the purple sun fails to shine my heart fills with purple sadness.
MIDNIGHT MUFFIN has left for good. She has gone to university and cannot afford a TV. So she would like to wish everyone great happiness and fulfilment for 1998.
KATIE KIT-KAT would like to know how you stop the alarm going off when you push the chocolate machine backwards and forwards. She wants to steal all the Kit-Kats.
LISTEN UP
Megazine used to be a place filled with witty ponderings written by misunderstood angst-filled teenagers.
Now it's filled with mindless drivel, written by misguided yobs/teenyboppers, who all think they're extremely clever.
Please, if you can't say anything inspiring, don't say anything at all.
Nobody's Fool
My sentiments exactly - there used to
BE SO MUCH MORE TO IT!
TO ANYONE AT THE TOP OF A HILL (AND LONELY)
This is not my debut letter — I am just a reincarnation. 2 questions: Where are all the lovers of Mansum, Suede and Radiohead?
Ever noticed how the King of hearts is killing himself? Interesting it should be the king of hearts, perhaps he inspired "Love will tear us apart".
I am now going to eat some glitter and soak my skin in alcohol. Bye.
alonE
Come down from that hill and get in
TOUCH WITH REALITY MAN!
DEAR WLW
Why is it you have all these different colours on the pages of 'Zine: red, green, yellow, purple etc, but you don't have blue? Do you have a blue phobia? Or are you just against the colour blue?
I say that we, the 'Ziners take a stand! Bring back blue, the colour of the sea and the sky. We will protest until 'Zine is covered with blue, better yet the country, no the world!
Blue Everywhere!
THE MAD FERRET
And as if by magic! Never under-
ESTIMATE THE POWER OF WLW!
HELLO CAMPERS
Does anyone else feel a strange attraction to certain uncouth members of society? Yes, we are talking APEMEN here. The swagger, the bizarrely long arms, the grunting, the sideburns, scruffy appearance.
We'll be having none of these long haired men in designer suits.
Ricki Lake is a babe (irrelevant point)
Damm Dog (The Resurrection)
There is something appealing about the
NEANDERTHAL LOOKING MAN!
