The Mega-Zine Museum
January 27, 1998
ROCK CHICK 'Posium Girl, same problem here. Bush gig, Manchester - should have seen me. I fall for Goth's though! PS: Long haired punk boy in combats - Marry me!?! I'm surprised anyone could stand for them!
DEAR HELEN Bob the Fish isn't a traitor for writing to Backchat he fell under an evil spell but was able to break free and return safely. Resist the lure and temptation of the dark side. Can't even resist dark chocolate, me.
GIRL FRIDAY When an enemy smiles, beware.
DEAR 'ZINERS
On our debut I thought I'd share a few thoughts about life.
- Why is it you only realise how much you love someone until they get together with your best friend?
- Why is tea so tasteless?
- Why can't I shoot the next person who says "No Way, no way"?
- Why do we judge people by their clothes?
- Why did anyone make Battlestar Galactica?
Blasted Mongoose, the one hit wonder
A classic boo-boo - you made a LIST!
A CLASSICAL LIZT I COULD HANDEL!
SILVER BULLET
No, you're not the only person who has a wide taste in music! I happen to love dance and old skool hardcore as well as fantastic other bands like Foo Fighters and the Chillie Peppers.
Prodigy have proven that fusions between dance and metal can work and I love all their music from What Evil Lirks and Wind It Up to Smack My B*tch Up and Serial Thrilla! Cool.
I also think Enya rules.
Girl Forbidden to get Tongue Pierced
Some would say Enya is an Ori-no-go but
I'M WITH YOU IN THE IRISH CLAN-NAD
TO ALL LONELY DEPRESSED 'ZINERS
I write to bring hope while you follow those unknown bands from the Midlands. I spent five years feeling lower than a snake's armpit beause I thought I was the only Wonder Stuff fan alive. Then I finally met my soul mate, another Wonder Stuff fan, another modern idiot to worship Miles Hunt's nasal air with.
I am now the happiest indie girl in town.
So don't give up hope friends, lovers of good music are out there!
The Two Legged Groove Machine
Nasal hair worshippers eh? You'll be
FANS OF THAT WONDER SNUFF THEN...
DEAR 'ZINE AND WLW
If, say Rover or Jaguar in French is Rover/Jaguar then surely any other word is the same.
Eau Rouge = Eau Rouge and Paper is is Paper.
So if all English words are indentical in French then you don't need to learn French at all! Vive L'Angleterre!
Eau Rouge
EU Extremist or an English Supremacist
- N'EST PAS LA MEME CHOSE, AMIS.
