The Mega-Zine Museum
January 26, 1998
MR BLONDE Radiohead rock where Oasis suck and in the words of Ian Brown: "Oasis are just babies pretending to be the Beatles. They're wasting our time." Suck, babies... clever.
HELEN Ironic Nomad: Thank you for your help. Since Baby Bel is such a small cheese, I don't think it should get around. We'll keep it under wraps.
LU-LA I have returned because the people on my planet have started to worship the Spice Girls. The statues of Hanson have been torn down! Heavens!
'ZINERS
Are you lonesome tonight?
Are your bra straps too tight?
Are your knickers all tattered and torn?
Do you pick at your nose?
Eat the fluff from your toes?
Flick those toenails all over the floor?
Would he run at the sight
Of you naked - from fright?
Well no wonder you're lonesome tonight...
The Impossible Princess
Rude, crude, and a slur on the King
HIMSELF - BUT I LAUGHED ANYWAY
WELL, PEEL MY SATSUMA
Isn't life great! My joy is so deep, this smile hurts my face.
My existance IS SO meaningful in the glorious scheme of it all. I'm so ecstatic I think I'll go raving in a yellow cardigan and sequin hotpants with all my smiley friends, and all the beautiful birds and dishy men. I'm so happy I can hardly breathe.
Oh, and I really mean it all.
Damn Dog (Dancing Queen)
Do I detect a hint of sarcasm in there
OR ARE YOU JUST PLAIN WEIRD?
DEAR WLW AND 'ZINERS
Having read 'Zine for about seven months I decided I should write in. The main reason is that I think I've found some people on my wavelength ie The Girl in the Dirty Shirt and Magic Guy. Obviously Oasis fans like myself.
That's another thing, how come if a girl likes a band like Oasis, The Verve or Kula Shaker etc, they must fancy the singer? Get real boys, some girls like the bands for their music you know.
Angel Child
Well let's face it - none of the above
ARE WORTH DROOLING OVER
GET RID OF THESE PEOPLE!
Don't you just hate the patronising, sycophantic, butter wouldn't melt types who take over our TVs during the day?
People like Richard and Judy (a twig and a bean bag who seem to be experts on everything), the brain-dead presenters and vacuous actors on C5, Robert Kilroy-Silk, John Stapleton, Vanessa Feltz and their uninteresting talk shows, and the "celebrity" chefs that are everywhere these days!
Silver Bullet
It's a ploy to make evening telly seem
GOOD - YOU GONNA TELL'EM OR SHOULD I
