The Mega-Zine Museum
January 24, 1998
MR BLONDE Dear Kicking Screaming Gucci Little Piggy, I'd just like to say that your pseudonym is the best I've seen in a while. But I must warn you, AAAAAmbition makes you look very ugly! Don't be so AAArd on her!
27 x VITRIOLUS=M4M If you take BACKCHAT and use the letters R and P to replace two others, you get the real meaning of their comments! BARKCHAP mmm! I get ya!
SANDRA DIDDLY DEE Hey diddly dee,
A happy life for me,
I love the Zine,
I feel pretty keen,
Hey diddly dee. WHY?
TO SPECTATOR OF SUICIDE,
You're not alone, Local Boy makes me cry too. You know a good song when it touches a nerve and tingles your body.
Those songs are the best Rialto's 5:19 made me as paranoid as hell, Creep sends shivers down my spine and Faster makes me want to take up architecture.
As long as the charts are full of Cast, OCS, Oasis and dance these groups won't get the recognition they deserve.
Alcopop Boy
You know a bad song when it gets
ON YOUR NERVE!
HOLA,
Never before have I been moved to write to the 'Zine, but the time has come. I invite you all to take up arms and defend yourselves against the attack of the permatanned TV personalities.
That's right Katy Hill, Des O'Connor et al; your time has come you orange faced hellspawn.
I must go now - the nurses are calling me. Cheers!
Gruff Rhys's Blanket Chest
It ain't show business it's monkey
BUSINESS WITH THESE ORANG-UTANS!
ZINERS!
Who are you? You're never seen at school, or walking round town but only come out for special occasions.
I see you walk to the bar at a Furries concert and think why aren't you my best friend? Or you're the long haired lad that holds my hips for 6 wonderful seconds then disappears into the mosh.
Where do you go? Am I just looking in the wrong places? Help me find you!
Hug Bubble.
'Ziners are never at school and they're
NOT TOWNIES! NOW AIN'T THAT TRU-ANT!
BORED BABY (And this goes for Damn Dog and Mr Jones as well),
Could you please cheer up - just a little bit? I love the Manics, and am all for intense intensity etc, but you have to be happy occasionally.
What exactly do you mean by "Hate is the only true emotion"? Have you honestly never felt jealousy, anger, greed, envy, regret, lust or even love, or any other emotion at all?
The Maid of the River.
Yes, but they ended up serenading their
SWEETHEARTS WITH "LOATHSOME TONIGHT"
