The Mega-Zine Museum
January 21, 1998
INTERNAL CHANGES Quantum Sheep, I read your letter and felt exactly the same. I thought that revision now would set me up for the real exams. But I didn't revise either and also failed! Anybody for Estonia?
NINJA HAMSTER Spellbound and 99% Proof. Fear not for you now number three - I too like The Doors. I'm entranced!
BORED BABY 1998 will see huge rebellion against the Government and aristocracy, the assassination of the monarchy and the demise of Blue Raisan. That bored?
TO ALL WHO ARE WORTHY
I am the Almighty Eyebrow. I shall be feared by female sorts and adored by male sorts.
I was once a "viber" and "backchatter" but I have turned from my evil ways to grace your screens. I have come to rock the proverbial boat, that is Mega-zine.
To all who read this (you included WLW) be afraid, be very afraid! 1998 is the year of the Brow! OK?!?
Almighty Eyebrow
Hardly high-brow but as far as hairy
THINGS GO, YOU'RE AN ARCHED RIVAL!
DEAR 'ZINE THINGS
A thought on stopping time passed me the other day....
Existing time is planned out from beginning to end. We simply move into it. It is a series of split seconds that are still and because the universal systems are rotating we are moved (helplessly) into each sequence.
Stop the rotation and create an everlasting moment, or something.
Charon's Last Obulus
Why trap a moment, when our brains need
TIME TO THINK? GO WITH THE FLOW!
DEAR MEGAZINE
Superman? I mean he can fly faster than a speeding bullet, is able to jump buildings in a single bound and his X-ray vision allows him to see ladies' undies.
Still he dressed like a Jesse. I mean he wears his underpants on the outside. Why? To save on laundry bills?
As for wearing tights all the time, a bit dodgy. I expect he goes around in fishnets when he dresses down.
And Spiderman - the less said the better.
Bernard the Mongoose
Superman by day... but wait till you've
SEEN HIM IN HIS KRYPTON-NIGHTIE!
A POINT TO CONSIDER
Why is it that every time the A-Team are captured and imprisoned in a room, that the room in question always happens to contain bits of heavy artillary, welding equipment and a bloomin' great van, just convenient enough for them to build an armoured van to retaliate with?
Don't the bad guys ever notice that there is lots of welding and banging going on in there?
Long-haired boy who's afraid to go outside with his nail varnish on
It's just a plan, that just happens to
COME TOGETHER EVERY TIME! FACE IT.
