The Mega-Zine Museum
January 20, 1998
CHLOE Mojo, bonjour! At night I curl up into a foetal position, and I dream strange dreams. You and half the entire population.
DAMN DOG Mr Jones, esmwyth, curl up with me in front of the fire and I'll show you something less complicated than love. A game of cards?
PURPLE LONG-HAIRED BUNNY A big purple hi to purple princess and purple cloud. Purple happiness to you both and to everyone here at 'Zine and a big purple hug and kisses to WLW. Aww shucks.
DEAR TROUBLED
I agree Taylor from Hanson is quite tasty and I can see totally why you are attracted to him. Unfortunately crushes are a fact of life and I too have had many of them.
You may not believe me now but I promise you that these feelings will eventually fade away.
Keep yourself busy and if you find yourself drifting off into a daydream snap yourself back to reality quickly!
Happy Hippy (S.H.R.N.K)
At last some sound advice -
MUSIC TO MY EARS - UNLIKE HANSON
ODE TO BILL
I know a bloke whose name is Bill
He sits upon my window sill
I keep him in a little jar
With a tight lid so he won't go far
But I was such a stupid fool
I didn't think it through at all
I remembered air-holes much too late
And poor Bill did asphyxiate
Sunflower Supernova
Could not resist this little ditty -
IT - LIKE ME - IS OH SO WITTY!
TO 'ZINE AND MAGIKGUY
I'm not built like a gladiator. In fact, I wouldn't last a minute there.
I've been reading about Queen Boudicca. Now there was a girl! She gave them Romans hell, for what they did to her and to her daughters.
My only weapon is my pen; my only magic the sacred pages of the 'Zine. It is perhaps what WLW (the editor) fears the most.
Ironic Nomad
This letter might not have been written by Ironic Nomad. See this confused rebuttal.
The pen may be mightier than the sword
BUT THE EDITOR'S DECISION IS FINAL
CALLING ALL AVENGING ANGELS
Where, oh where have Kula Shaker gone? I miss Crispian's hair and his tight flowery shirts.
They've been away so long I think I'm having withdrawal symptoms. Yesterday I found myself singing OTT songs.
I'm going loopy, WLW quick - call the doctor!!!
Sockmonkey
I think a "Space" ship took them back
IN TIME TO THE SEVENTIES - FAR OUT
