The Mega-Zine Museum
January 2, 1998
MOJO Chloe: Sorry to hear your chien Noir abandoned you. See what happens when you polarise things? Have you considered adopting a Dalmatian? Sounds like a positive charge to me!
MOLLY'S LIPS Feeder Freak, I too am a Feeder fan and have seen them loads of times. What also makes us spookily connected is that I too am in the Cult of Arnold! Phew, it's a different world.
COSMIC GIRL Re Po: you can't call your-self a Tellytubbie! You mean Teletubby. Well, I suppose you're only a 6ft baby!
DEAR SILVER BULLET
A poor imitation of the Fist of Fun book that was distinctly unfunny. What gives you the right to derive entertainment from the care in the community "oddballs".
People with behavioural, societal or psychological problems aren't going to get "better" by being the butt of jokes.
How can we lay the blame on the health care system, granted it makes mistakes, each time a "psycho" is "let out" when we ostracise those that want community support?
Mental health hilarious? You must be mad!
Miss Kitty L'Amour
I think Silver Bullet just got out on
THE WRONG SIDE OF BEDLAM, DON'T YOU?
DEAR WLW
How could you have not understood that Bob the Fish (Bob, 16, Finland) was taking the... erm... mickey out of the feeble arguments featured on Backchat?!
Cheese, for god's sake! I mean, who really cares? Well, obviously Backchatters do but I don't!
By the way I think pilchards are the best ever. What do other 'Ziners think?
Little Miss Molko
Did it not cross your mind that I may
HAVE BEEN THROWING YOU A RED HERRING
NINJA HAMSTER!
Free yourself from a life of boredom, shut in your cage. Chew your way out like I did and tunnel into the big wide world outside!
Come and join me and my fellow hamster friends in the land of Rodent, where we can live forever in eternal furry bliss.
I call all hamsters of the world to unite!
Fuzzy Hamster
Break out and join the rat race? Stop!
'AVE VER-MIN-D OF YOUR OWN!
DEAR MISS HOOVER
Perhaps you are the upright I have been looking for. I am a turbo-powered reliable convertible vacuum cleaner.
The way the other bloke treated you was disgraceful and shouldn't be allowed. He is giving us men a bad name.
I might not look much but what's inside the person, as far as I'm concerned, is more important than how the person (or hoover) looks.
Tell me more about yourslef.
Twin Turbo Upright
He's sucking up to you, Hoover, but he
WON'T TAKE YOU TO THE CLEANERS!
