The Mega-Zine Museum
December 29, 1997
THE SCOUSER, FOR DAZY, While I've been reading 'Zine I've seen a girl called Dazy, about whom I'm crazy. I hope she'll be just as keen! Go on Dazy, make his Christmas!
PURPLE LONG-HAIRED BUNNY On the purple moon,
in my purple room,
I watch the purple bees
fly in and out of the purple trees.
They make purple honey, for me,
the purple long-haired bunny.
You're in a daze in your purple haze!
Bobble-hat, Tell me your Xmas wishes, I'll pass them to Santa! Well connected.
DEAR WLW AND 'ZINERS
Greetings and salutations on this my debut letter to these wonderous pages, nice!
Can anyone out there help me? Is Willy Dowling who does the music for 'Armstrong and Miller', the same Willy Dowling who was in the brilliantly talented Honeycrack?
Just, Subterranean, Homesick Alien
P.S. My compliments to CJ on his new band 'The Jellys', top single, great!
What's the crack? WLW's obviously
UNEDUCATED IN SWEET MUSIC...
TO THE TERRY AND JUNE FAN
Terry and June better than Monty Python? Doubt it - you may as well be saying that Oasis are better than Scott Walker!
Compare the surreal, fantastical brilliance of the Python's to the sad, cheesy, camp and pathetic sexual innuendo of Terry and June. No contest really, Wake up and smell the Norwegian Blue.
Monty Python is still the funniest comedy ever seen, and Michael Palin is still the man!
Loretta, of the PFJ (Neptunes Daughter)
Have pity, blessed are the
CHEESEMAKERS, HOWEVER MEEK!
'ZINERS AND WLW,
Who decried the lack of intelligent writers on the 'Zine? Was it you, WLW, being snidey? We should be told. Pardon? How do I know I'm not WLW? Crumbs...
Ego overload. Ka crash. Id crisis. I.D. default. System error. Reboot prog//Zine.LET... Whoa! That's better. Fatuity in perpetuity.
Question: I'm currently creating planet MoJo. It is to be the size of a brain, and an Ideal World. When I populate it should I include any realists?
MoJo
Absolutely not. Come on, don't
DILLY-DALI, 'SURREALLY GOOD IDEA!
DEAR 'ZINERS
I know I'm probably really sad for saying this, but am I the only person who feels sick whenever I hear something nasty said about... The Spice Girls?
I've only been a (small) fan for a couple of months, but I think I'm getting sympathy pains.
So please! If you have any compassion at all, say lots of nice things about "The Girls" and save me a belly ache over Crimbo!
The Spice-icle - (happy to be sad)
Who's being a bit ginger then!
SUGAR AND SPICE AND ALL THINGS... UGH
