The Mega-Zine Museum
December 22, 1997
LUKE SKYWALKER'S FRINGE I have tried 3 times to write and it has never been published. Have you got something against fringes, WLW? That's bangs out of order (for US 'Ziners)!
STAVROS THE HAMSTER I'd like to throw my hat into the ring and ply Super Furry Girl with a crate of beer in a bid to become a 'Zine romance and drive off into the sunset in my big blue dance tank. He's ale-ing for ya, Girl!
99% PROOF Any Doors fans? Aha, a chance for me to say Happy B-Day to MoJo!
KAT WITH A KINK IN HER TAIL
Don't go, don't deny us your thoughts. Stay with us, stay with me. Together we can fire up the passion on 'Zine.
How about it, Kinky? We could play games I know you'd be excited about (there are limits...).
Come with me and I'll show you the way. I'll wine you, dine you, whisper tender thoughts to to you.
I'll do anything just so long as you don't leave me.
(The amorous) Machinehead
Feline frisky? You soon will be... will
YOU PAWS FOR LOVE OR STRAY AWAY?
DEAR 'ZINE, SOME TOTALLY UNRELATED POINTS
Shell in the Egg Cup, I'm glad someone feels the same. By the end of the TOTP2 tribute to John Lennon, I was in tears. I just regret I was never living at the same time as him. I too have written many songs but have, alas, no band.
I know there's outrage over Tinky Winky's cross-dressing but think back to George in the brilliant Rainbow!
I live my life by The Guide. Monty Python is unequalable. John Cleese is a genius.
Eleanor Rigby
But "a haaand-baag?". The Importance Of
BEING TINKY WINKY IS UNIMAGINABLE!
TO ALL UNHAPPY 'ZINERS
Cheer up chickens. Things could be worse as this poem illustrates:
Yesterday was a bad day for Rod Hull,
After spending the morning photographing coal,
He was stopped on the motorway and charged on a toll,
But he could not pay because he is now on the dole.
Bishop, if you see llamas near where people are swimming, shout out "Llamas".
Spindeling Ronnie
On the dole? Good job too. Honestly!
LIVING OFF A BIRD - IT'S JUST NOT ON
DEAR 'ZINERS
Chris Evans has got so unpopular he has to resort to bribing old ladies with £100 to watch his show and and give him a good name in the world of television.
Can't he get viewers to watch his show without bribery?
Fuzzy Hamster and reformed Backchatter, Santa's Little Penguin
That'll put a denture in his ego! He's
VIRGIN ON A RIGHT BRANSON PICKLE!
