The Mega-Zine Museum
December 11, 1997
MORTICIA Red Chipolata, a naff name for your fish is "Osmonds". but how about naming them after the Beatles? Or Mulder, Scully, Deep-throat and Cancer Man? But truthfully I hate goldfish. So boring I tried to poison mine with fairy liquid! Forever bubbles.
BOB THE FISH (Chris) Blue Raisan, I've a feeling I'm destroying a lot of illusions by doing this. Don't be coi.
MOJO (sostenuto cantabile) Ho ho ho. Molto penseroso. Molto strano. Or are you saying Buon Natale, musicale?
DEAR 'ZINERS
Something very sinister happened on COUNTDOWN today. In the first numbers game the target number came up as 666.
This, in itself, could be explained away as a spooky coincidence if not for the fact that, later on, Carol produced the word DIE in two consecutive letters games.
Proof, if proof were needed, that Richard Whitely is in league with the devil!
The Boy Who Can't Have Pets
What was the conundrum?
EBUBBLEIZ?
DEAR BOB THE FISH
Funny how your message appeared straight after I'd asked for REM fans.
End Of The World rules but my three faves are Man On The Moon, Sidewinder and What's The Freqency Kenneth.
I'm glad they are carrying on even though Bill Berry has left.
They have a new album in the works but are not touring until '99. Boo Hoo!
SXY Sidewindern't
special hi to Immortal Wombat, REM fan
Get back a little further — try
LIFE'S RICH PAGEANT. AHHH... MURMER!
EIDOLON
It really cheeses me off when arrogant fools like you use words such as "bird" etc.
I am not particularly feminist but I think you should show us a bit of respect occasionally (or even all the time would be nice!).
And are we supposed to admire your manly antics during your "night of fun"? I think not.
The Maid Of The River
She can't Camem-bare it, Eidolon
YOU DESERVE TO BE HEN-PECKED!
TO 'ZINE: 10 THINGS TO DO IF YOU HAVE FINISHED AN EXAM
- Stand up all your pens
- Take your fingerprints
- Take your pulse
- Count the tiles on the ceiling
- Count the dots on the tiles
- See how many times Brian Vaughan moves in 30 seconds
- Remember the words to Madness songs
- Write words on your calculator
- See how long you can hold your breath
- Check your work
Benchy
Sleeping used to be my favourites
UNTIL SOMEONE ELSE TOOK MY PULSE!
