The Mega-Zine Museum
December 3, 1997
MACHINEHEAD To Kat with a Kink in her tail: Hey, glamour puss, come sit on my lap and I'll make you purrrrrfectly groomed. Who's kinky now, hmmmm?
GIRL FRIDAY "The present is as infinitely small as it is infinitely large." Infinite wisdom.
LEMON For Orange:
I don't mean (to say) you're a fat-head,
I don't mean you're a frog.
I don't mean anything really...
except, well... you could be a dog.
BISHOP, DEARIE,
Another devoted Pythonism follower! Truly the best comedy ever written, even the spin-offs were fab!
The best actor? - why Michael Palin. The best sketches? All of them, but special ones are the Lumberjack, Blackmail, The Dead Parrot and the centurion in Life Of Brian - "Crucifixion? Good. Line to the left, one cross each..."
Loretta, of the PFJ
What about the missing
PYTHON? - HISSING SID!!!
BOB THE FISH:
Yes! I know (& love) End of the World. I was hooked on it after the opening scene of Independence Day (the only good part of a crass rip-off of War of the Worlds), yet we're a rare species.
If you ever want a copy of their single collection (not that I'd copy it of course, that'd be illegal) write to me.
By the way, does anyone remember when Chris Evans was funny? ie the glorious days of DFYT and Jools Holland? Now he has to bribe his audience with beer for them to laugh.
Ironic Nomad
Chris Evans used to be funny?!!
WELL I'LL BE GINGERED!
A POEM: THE PARTY
I got off with some bird,
drank too much booze,
Or that's what I've heard,
from those with the news.
I have no regrets,
for what I'm accused,
At least not yet,
while they're still amused.
Only time will tell,
of the damage done,
my life'll be hell,
for one night of fun.
Eidolon
Your friends are lying - you passed out
AS USUAL WHILE THEY HAD ALL THE FUN
