The Mega-Zine Museum
December 2, 1997
LITTLE MISS MOLKO & SIS Ha! Fools! Brian Molko is all mine. For I his REAL wife, know how to wash his Stunt Girl and shirts so as not to shrink them. Now kindly leave me and my husband alone, as we are not impressed with your invasion of privacy. Could you wash my shirts as well?
PSYCHOPATH WITH PERFECT TEETH OK lets stop it here. Mega-zine and Backchat are equally good. If you are intelligent and creative then write to Mega. If you want to say "I fancy..." then phone backchat. Well possibly!
YO FRANYGPAN
I'd just like to say THANKS for mentioning Kadish. I went to see them at a gig recently at The Wolves, Varsity and they were excellent!
Ben and John are gorgeous, the band has attitude as well as talent. I also saw the lad of my dreams when I went there, but I didn't get to speak to him.
The Rocker
Well it sounds like when you went
TO SEE THEM, YOU WENT TO THE DOGS!
DEAR 'ZINERS
If you are feeling exam stress already, then I know how you feel! So here's a poem for you.
Revision is hell, and it smells.
I'd rather stare at my socks,
Than work for my mocks.
So much to learn, too much to read.
Loads to do, I think I'm going to get a nose bleed.
Too much learning, about fuels burning so I'll listen to Slipmatt instead.
The Girl Forbidden To Pierce Her Tongue
I bet you've been forbidden to
PIERCE YOUR TONGUE. BY, YOUR, MUM!
GREETINGS TWISTED THE WONDERGIRL
For centuries I have been busy searching for mortals and immortals like you and UFO. If you have a plan for escape then I wish to join you.
The Spice Girls captured my clan on a mission to Earth. I am the only survivour yet I am trapped on this warped planet.
They have already chewed up the Earth, we must get away before they swallow it.
Save Yourself!
Snow Princess from Venus
Well maybe when you leave you could
GO SKIING ON VENUS!
DEAR 'ZINE
As a newcomer to the 'zine I would like to ask a few questions:
Blue Raisin - before you were a Blue Raisin were you a Blue Grape?
Demona - Are you a member of the Adams family?
Daizy Girl from Mars - how did you land on Earth? (You shouldn't have bothered its rubbish!)
Feeder Freak
Questions, questions everywhere but
NOT A DROP TO DRINK!
