The Mega-Zine Museum
December 1, 1997
MATILDA THE BULLDOG I said Bob Marley was overrated and you have just proved my point. By saying that he is a God who has influenced every reggae song ever written is slightly overrating him, no? He was human just like everyone else. So you must be overrating him. There is certainly a lot of overrating somewhere!
BLUE RAISAN Has anyone else noticed the spooky lookalikey between Hank Hill's son Bobby and William from Symposium. It is entirely possible that they may be twins...
DEAR 'ZINESTERS
A religion based around the genius of Monty Python - great! However, the greatest comedy icon of the '90s has to be Ralph Wiggum off The Simpsons.
He's always coming out with stuff like: "My cat's breath smells of cat food", for no apparent reason and for this, he is a God.
Introverted Megalomaniac
I wish all Gods had such
INTERESTING THINGS TO SAY!
KARMA POLICEWOMAN
I don't think anything is OK on this planet. I believe somethings are great, TMBGE for example. I do not believe civilisation has had it, but I do agree that society has a lot wrong with it.
If it's all driving you around the bend, I suggest that you do whatever you can, no matter how small. Then you can relax in the knowledge that you have done all you possibly can.
TMGBE's Boyfriend
Try, try, and try again.
THEN GO AND HAVE A REST!
ALL YOU LUVVERLY PEOPLE AT THE 'ZINE,
Walking around in this winter climate you may have seen them. Their numbers are few, but slowly they are coming back.
Yes, Puffa Jackets! I urge you, as the chosen few, to carry a sharp pin at all time, and when a Puffa walks in front of you, pop it.
Only we can stop them and quick, before it's too late!
Long Haired Punk Boy in Combats
Hey Long Hair, why the pin?
SHARP PUNKS CARRY A MOHICAN!
DEAR SWEETEST SWEETHEART
The 'Zine is not a lonely hearts column. If you want to find a boyfriend/girlfriend, get out there and meet some real people.
A real life partner has to be more fun than a pseudonym of whom you have no idea of their appearance!
Oh and by the way you are unlikely to find someone halfway decent, until your taste in music improves.
The Purple Mule
Well at least you aren't hiding your
BRAVE FACE BEHIND A PSEUDONYM!
