The Mega-Zine Museum
November 21, 1997
GIRL FRIDAY The trouble with the gene pool is there's no life guard. Girl Friday, all of Club think this is cool quote of the century - the 501s of tightfitting 'Zine talk!
BLUE RAISAN I have yet to find another person who hates public toilets and hexagons (in general) as much as I do. 'Ziners...? I must say there are things I hate more, but you are right. There is something arrogant about the hexagon.
SMALL MERCY Let's get some culture talk going. Who's the best composer and why?
DEAR 'ZINERS
Yes, it's official. I've just been dumped by the most perfect guy ever.
He was amazing, 'Ziners. He had it all - the strong, sexy hands; the scruffy, baggy clothes - not to mention his passion for Nirvana.
I can't forget him although I've tried everything (ie Choc Chip ice-cream, continual listening of Heart-Shaped Box etc...)
Can anyone pull me out of this rut of depression and cheer me up?
Grunge Chic
Choc-Chip Ice-Cream a rut? Get dumped
MORE OFTEN. CHOOSE THE CREAM OF LIFE
A POEM ABOUT LOVE
Loveness
Love
It wrecks sanity
And distorts reality
It manipulates gravity
To overcome mentality.
It consumes like Scented fumes
And grows like blooms.
The walls come in your rooms.
Hey! Thom Yorkes Nose Bleed
So Love smells nice but leaves a nasty
TASTE IN YOUR MOUTH? NO COMMENT....
MESSAGE TO VARIOUS DISTRAUGHT 'ZINERS
Stop worrying about the meaningless of life. I agree that there is no point but not that there is no hope.
Have you ever noticed that no matter what the problem is, it always works out okay in the end - but not necessarily in the way you expect.
My message? Relax and be happy, because everything'll be okay, and one day you'll find the meaning of life - I promise.
La Bell Rachelle
She speaks of milk and honey,
WITH LIPS OF SUGAR PAN-GLOSS!
DEAR 'ZINE
I saw a feature on goths in one of those so-called style magazines that come with the Sunday papers.
Where are all the goths? It was full of models dressed in ungothic clothes, and there wasn't a fishnet in sight. Please note, being a goth isn't just about wearing black, it's a state of mind.
I would like to add, my heart bled when I saw a programme in which Brandon Lee talked excitedly about how he was getting married after filming The Crow. Sob.
The Fishnet Phantom
Cheer yourself up with Shooting Stars!
SORRY, I SHOULD BE SHOT FOR THAT!
