The Mega-Zine Museum
November 17, 1997
PO OF TELETUBBIE LAND To La La, yes you were stupid, but I will forgive you if you let me play with your lovely yellow ball. Help, 'Zine is for the progressive, you regressing commercial freaks!
DR KILDARE YOU Churlish. Now that's a good word isn't it. It's straight from mothers and Jane Austen characters. What's your favourite word? Well, it's concoction actually... is that rude?
HELLS SMELLS Don't love me for fun girl... Eh? Love you for the time of my death?
DEAR 'ZINE
For Hallowe'en me and all my goth mates thought that it would be a good idea to go out all dressed up. So what we did is dress completely normal. That's right, we left all our black clothes in the cupboard, washed off our goth make-up and tied back our hair.
But when we got to our nightclub everyone had a go at us for being boring.
Ah well, guess you can't win!
King Goth
OOOoooooo scary scary - you lot must
HAVE LOOKED A REAL TREAT... NOT!
CHILEAN ROSE
You're on the right track - I've been stalking WLW myself and have discovered more than a few skeletons in the closet.
Suffice to say he/she is not above the odd bit of bribery and corruption...
If you're having constant trouble getting on the 'Zine (I know I am) then let me suggest blackmail. (Developing psychopathic tendencies could also work to your advantage).
Mosh on,
Benefit Child
Bribe me with gherkins - 'Zine is yours
BUT BLACKMAIL? HOW CAN I READ IT?
DEAR ALL ZANY 'ZINERS
Has anyone ever thought that the Spice Girls were just sent by God to really test our patience? If we fail to tolerate their cheesy smiles, lack of talent and naked poses, we may all find ouselves sentenced to a bloody end:
- locked in a padded cell with only a Gary Barlow CD, Twiglets and a copy of Woman's Own to satisfy our every whim!
Just a thought....
Miss Hoover
Patience is indeed a virtue but this is
VIRTUAL INSANITY! I LOVE TWIGLETS!
DEAR 'ZINE
Anyone read Void on Nov 5 and discover Psychopath with Perfect Teeth's real name is Martin? Doesn't seem quite so enigmatic and witty now does he?
And do any 'Ziners think the Baha'i religion, where all your fave stuff is in your own heaven, is cool? I'd have Shooting Stars, Will TFI McDonald, Po daisy chains, Chandler's Bing, Starfish and 'Zine in mine.
Spice Girls would be forced to wash my socks and N Ireland wouldn't be 74th in the footie rankings.
Girl Who Owns Mark's Innocent Smile
Martin Luther King, Martin Amis...
COOL NAME. YOU'RE BAHA'I THE TIMES!
