The Mega-Zine Museum
November 16, 1997
BEENI MAN Can someone please tell me what Backchat is. 'Cos I haven't got a clue! Ignorance is bliss.
QUEEN OF THE VOID What are you 'Zine writers on? What loony bin have you all come from? Pretending to be individual when really all you pierced eyebrowed, dyed hair freaks copy eachother anyway. Under the laughable pseudonyms lies a bunch of inexperienced lonely nippers! Queen of a Void should explain itself...
99% PROOF Inspector Morse. I think he was a former BR porter from Lewes... ?
7 THINGS THAT DON'T MIX
- Chicken Jalfrezi and a bowl of All Bran
- The Labour Party and constructive policies
- Woman and rational thought
- 8 pints of Guinness and a cigarette
- Tabloid newspapers and well-thought out unbiased commentary
- The elderly and technology
- Loud drum n' bass and a parent on the night shift
Silver Bullet
The ultimate cure for Lycanthropy
The King of Controversy indeed or are
YOU JUST CRYING WOLF?.....
TO ALL AND WLW
Two things; firstly, what do you think of having the first page on a Sunday being WLW's favourite letter of the week. It would give 'Ziners motivation to write good letters (which has been noticeably lacking).
The prize for winning; - simply the pride of getting recognition of your effort from WLW.
And how on Earth did Hanson's Mmmbop win best song award at last weeks MTV Awards? It's okay but not worth of the best song on '97 title!
Machinehead
Today's 'Zine was bought to you by WLWs
FAVE LETTER 'M'..mmmmmbob! SORRY!
KOSH
Life after death has been "scientifically proved" has it? Any chance of a specific reference? I'd really like to read that research if it exists (I really, honestly mean it.)
Anyway, even if there is life after death, it doesn't necessarily follow that God must exist as the "source". You might as well say that the existence of Megazine proves there are little people running around inside your TV.
Godzuki
The source of Megazine is a power of
SOME KIND - CALL ME GOD IF YOU WISH
WLW
I think the Crappiest Film Award goes to Mars Attacks. While the Best Film award goes to Pulp Fiction.
Loads-of-money-spent-but-not-worth-it Award goes to Jurassic Park. Thank goodness for the British Film Industry picking up again with Trainspotting and Shallow Grave.
But what I really think is that film stars get paid too much. Who needs all that money when it can go to ME.
Solitair
Choose life, choose a career...
CONSIDERING ACTING ARE WE? ...
