The Mega-Zine Museum
November 13, 1997
GALAXIES' CHILD Don't you think the Spice Girls have it all? Loads of dosh, fab clothes and no talent. Yes this is another Spice Girls letter (sorry). But I think the Spice Girls doll is going too far. It's a spice-detastrophy.
NAUSEATING NEIL Anyone made a plan(ish) lately. Let me explain. A plan(ish) is a plan that, once executed is not a 100% success, but is a success to a certain extent. Plans proclaim that we're at least HUMAN. Well! proclaims some of us are human!
TO ALL 'ZINERS
My thoughts on today's society. We say it is going to be OK but life isn't like that. Nothing is OK on this depressing planet.
Civilisation has had it. Today's society is so wrong. I hope it doesn't stay like this for very long.
Who am I kidding? This way of life will never end — it's driving me round the bend.
Karma Policewoman
The transcendance of civilisation
WILL LEAD TO PARADOX
DEAR NECROMANTIC MUSHROOM
I am writing about the abusive orange cardigan which stole your scarf. May I offer my sincerest apologies and guarantee that this will never happen again.
After a number of such complaints about our orange cardigans, we investigated and found that the wool used came from County Dublin sheep, who were often found with many a scarf and mitten.
Local M&S Manager
The cardigan is guilty of a heinous
CRIME. IT WILL NOT BE FORGIVEN!
HELLO 'ZINERS
When I was depressed the other day, a complete stranger saw me and said, "be positive — you might die tommorow!"
This got me thinking. "What...," I thought "...is the point in being depressed? I know life is hard, but we should make the most of it."
So slap on the glitter and run around the town shouting "BE HAPPY".
Little miss. Molko
Just remember that yesterday all
MY TROUBLES SEEMED SO FAR AWAY!
DEAREST UFO AND TWISTED WONDERGIRL
After almost 16 long and agonizing years on this giant ball of polluted water and half-eaten land, I, too, have decided that I want out.
This dawned upon my diminishing mind, whilst staring at a turquoise wall and hearing nothing but diatribes all around.
If you say I can join you I will bring the pizza and fairy cakes.
Diaphanous Mermaid
For such a cheap entrance fee
I FEEL MANY WILL BE JOINING YOU!
