The Mega-Zine Museum
November 10, 1997
FLAMEBOY Baby-Bel, looking for a hot-lipped hooligan? I'll MASH your mind for sure. Is there a priest in the tent?
BLUE RAISIN When I wake up I'm nicely saluted, firstly by good 'ol Jarv and secondly by SFA's man who doesn't give. That's what gives me a refreshing start.
HEAVENLY BEINGS?
How do you define "mumbo-jumbo"?
Life after death has now been scientifically proved, therefore "God" must exist as the "source".
I think you're mixing up religion with spirituality! Religion has twisted the true meaning of "God" beyond recognition.
Kosh, the Vorlon Ambassador
Nothing is Gospel, guys. I'm God-like
YET YOU STILL WRITE RELIGIOUSLY!
HELLO SIR!
Father, forgive me, I've just read Backchat and the "comments" on there are shallower than a paddling pool and about as interesting as the DFS weekend sale!
Is this what I don't pay my licence fee for? See, we pay for BBC Teletext and it's pants! We don't pay for Channel 4's and it's avenues ahead! I know who'll I'll be voting for!
Mayoress of Simpleton
Mr Shankly, who likes to speak frankly, lets 'ave a boozy do!
You are permitted a licence to spill
SO HAVE A BOOZY DO - IF I'M INVITED
DEAR 'ZINERS
I've been reading these pages for the last six months now and feel it's time to admit defeat and ask this question.
WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH THE REAL YOUTH OF BRITAIN?
You certainly aren't typical of the yoofs at my school. You can all read and write for a start. Perhaps you're the spawn of that icky thing in the corner. If so, I hope for all your sakes that no one has inherited his/her/its, erm, good looks!
The Boy Who Can't Have Pets
The blob's a babe I'll have you know,
ALTHOUGH HE'S TERRIBLE AT PARTIES
TO 'ZINE
Whilst looking through the Internet (I'm not connected, but can use it occasionally) I ran a search for "Bob The Fish", expecting to find little more than perhaps a "We Hate Bob The Fish" page after my terrible sin of appearing on the other side....
I was very surprised to see "Bob the Fish's page" and further surprised when he told me he had found eight other Bob the Fishes....! I am not alone..."
Bob the Fish
On a fishy scale, I'd say this is a
HINT TO GO BACK TO SCHOOL....
