The Mega-Zine Museum
November 9, 1997
MAGIK GUY Dazy Girl from Mars: Your waiting is over. I'm not joking when I say that I fit the person that you are looking for. I especially hate football. Please leave me a message! Dazz over Dazz-cool.
COSMIC GIRL Do you know that one Chinese family went completely la la about Teletubbies and called their kid La La! You're having a la-ugh!
21ST CENTURY CHICK What's happened to Possium Girl and Red Chipolata? Have you been abducted by aliens? I wish..!
TO ALL 'ZINERS
Help!!!!
What was I thinking? Why did I do it? Help me get over the extreme case of madness and stupidity that I have shown!
This is my first letter to Megazine, and will probably be my last, that is if I ever recover from "writing a letter to and having it published on Backchat" syndrome!! Yes, I did it. I'm not proud - just stupid.
Forgive me.
LaLa of Teletubbyland.
A warning to all future 'ziners
TRAITORS MUST FACE CONDEMNATION
DEAR 'ZINE
Are all the other 'Ziners either Lawyers who got bored or university students? Because that's how I see them.
In fact, I don't give a monkey's uncle but it's an interesting observation, Ken?
Love and superglue
Benefit Child
I don't give a Baboon's aunt, Barbie!
YOU'VE MADE A MONKEY OF YOURSELF!
DAZY, GIRL FROM MARS
Ah, my dear, alas you will never find a least perfect match than me.
Sadly I don't like most songs, I hate football, I speak medium like, but my failure is I don't know any bedtime stories.
Can you ever forgive me? Alas, woe is me.
O'Brian from 1984
You can always go straight to sleep.
AREN'T YOU FROM STAR TREK?
DEAR WLW
A small request - I've wrote a rather weird (but wonderful) poem. I've decided to be a 'new wave' poet.
Please print it on the amazing Megazine!
- If you are thinking
- What I am thinking
- Stop thinking my thoughts
- These thoughts are incubated
- Locked away, sedated
- Only I can be filled with beans
- (and jump for joy)
Ms Enter Alterego
This was no brain-wave! Jump? you're
FULL OF HOT AIR: TRY LESS BEANS
