The Mega-Zine Museum
October 25, 1997
LITTLE MISS DAYDREAM WLW why do you never show my letters? Hopefully this will be my debut. Aren't the Teletubby dolls just great? Need I say more?...
PSYCHOPATH WITH PERFECT TEETH Super Furry Animals-Fine Young Cannibals, Green Day-Jimmy Ray, New Model Army-Bill Tarmey. I'm being generous when I say they are tenuous...
KAT WITH A KINK IN HER TAIL 9/10 ten would prefer me-eeouw! Who was born with a creamy spoon in her mouth then?
TO ALL FEMALE 'ZINERS
Let me take you on a journey
Through the darkness into perfect light
Take my hand, no need to worry
Because little angels, it'll be alright
Let me take you into a new day
We'll share peace and let it grow
Today I love you more than ever
Deeper than you will ever know.
Unlike the "fake men" that appear on 'Zine I am REAL.
WLW (if female) I wanna Love (!) U up Babe. Wanna play?
Doochie
It's not a joke - it's the Generation
GAME BUT YOU'VE OPTED FOR JEOPARDY
'ZINERS
Why don't fish ever die?
I know it sounds cruel but I only bought them because I fancied the boy who worked in the pet shop.
Even when I don't feed them or clean them they still live. They're really boring as well. Just swimming all day.
And how come they eat the stones at the bottom of the tank.
Mel C in disguise
They're just pebbles without a cause -
AND HOW ELSE CAN THEY GET STONED?
DAMN DOG!
YES! I espy your view of love yet, depending who you love, love can be immense, impressive, marvellous, shining, terrific, phenomenal, central, precious, dynamite, tremendous, sublime, fantastic, extraordinary, heavenly, overwhelming, magnificent and completely fulfilling.
I'm currently with you though.
Nauseating Neil
PS Love me, hate me - the truth is it's my "fault". 'Posium girl has left us.
I think it's a fallacy (no comment)
AND IT'S ALSO DAMN NAUSEATING!
