The Mega-Zine Museum
October 26, 1997
EIDOLON WLW, Stroll placidly through your hectic life should be pictured in the mind. To criticize poitty you've misunderstood is clearly the act of an uncultured person. Ahem, it's now open to vote, oh deep one.
BABY-BEL Does anyone else think that death may be quite nice really? Keats did, but Eidolon could tell you more.
THE PUNK QUEEN To all fans of those five pop tarts, Spike Up Your Life! Anarchy is forever. PS Hi Dean! Singin' in the riggin' and all that Buzzcocks!
PSYCOPATH WITH PERFECT TEETH
If I recall your so-called perfect teeth were smashed by a cricket ball, were they not? You changed your name to Psychopath with Imperfect Teeth, didn't you? Are you referring to your dentures?
If so then you should be Psycho with False Teeth. Or perhaps you are a lying old hag whose gnarly old fangs are far from perfect and you are trying to create the illusion of youth. Well, no luck there Gramps. Caught you out!
Kid Creole and the Sexy Young Coconut
I'd say Fangs for the Memory, Psycho
WE'LL MCCLEAN HIM OUT LATER...
DEAREST 'ZINE
I know you all love them but I'm about to expose the Teletubbies for what they really are - pure evil!
These satanic creatures encourage cross dressing (Tinky Winky with his handbag,
excessive drug taking (magic dust, visions, and the ability to do everything 20 times without getting tired),
devil worshipping (chants of Uh-Oh and that scary demon baby thing)
Anti-Tubby, little Miss Molko
Most certainly tele-pathetic:
THEY'RE SINISTER AND VERY SILLY
THE DOG
The dog makes funny noises
When he wants our food
The dog thinks everybody wants
His chewy sticks.
The dog has bad breath
The dog pushes me off my own bed
The dog snores.
I'm going to eat the dog.
Zero - a vegetarian
You can have it for Christmas as
LONG AS YOU DON'T LEAVE THE SPROUTS!
DEAR 'ZINE
Yesterday my father told me that the Teletubbies bubblebath had been banned (probably from the mind altering subliminal messages which form in the bubbles).
He then took my bottle away and said I couldn't play with my Tinky Winky in the bath anymore! Sad, isn't he!
Leader of the Underground People
Indeed, playing with your Tinky Winky
IS PRIVATE HOWEVER SUBLIMINAL IT IS!
