The Mega-Zine Museum
October 22, 1997
THE GUYVER To be honest I don't think the press reveal idea, was anywhere near fantastic!
SUPER SPANGLE Asks what happened to Midnight Muffin and also to his side-kick, which he now can't remember the name of. Apparently it's important.
LIPPY LUCY wants to know what has happened to the Jacksons in EastEnders. Not one of her friends or enemies saw last week's, and she is desperate to know. Make life worth living again.
TEENAGER TOUGHNESS
You get loads of homework all year and then you have exams to look forward to at the end of it.
You get dirty looks off security guards and shopkeepers. You can't afford to pay your mum the money you owe her.
You attempts at being an individual are laughed at and you are immediately labelled a freak.
Little Miss Molko (aka Stunt girl)
I would like to say it will get better
B BUT THAT WOULD BE A WHOPPER!
DEAR 'ZINE
Who does Noel Gallagher think he is slagging artists who suffer from originality. My theory is he is intimidated by Bjork because she is different.
He's scared of Courtney Love because
- She has socially acceptable eyebrows
- She knows more than five chords.
- She doesn't have to pretend to have the raw thing.
Demona
From this day forward no more Oasis
OR SPICE GIRLS LETTERS - PLEASE!
MY PERFECT MAN
- Has gorgeous lips.
- Doesn't worship Oasis or the Spice Girls
- Laughs uncontrollably at TFI Friday
- Mourns the absence of Northern Exposure
- Likes me just because I'm me.
- Doesn't exist.
Dazy Girl from Mars
In all honesty Dazy - would perfect not
BE TRANSLATED INTO BORING!
DEAR 'ZINE
Can I just say I couldn't agree more with "The Psychopath with the perfect Teeth", in putting the following into room 101.
Pringles adverts, Trekkies, Jurassic Park, The Spice Girls, Shell Suits, Fake Tans, American spellings.
Also, who is Tamara Beckwith?
Hubble
Pringles adverts - have made that up?
WE'VE NEVER SEEN ONE!
