The Mega-Zine Museum
October 14, 1997
DRAGONFLEW BIG JIM: When we play cricket, we don't let Jim bowl; and when we play rounders we don't let Jim bat. But when we play football, we put Jim in goal, for balls can't get past him, because Jim's so fat.
THE KITTEN WITH DARK PURPLE FUR Can anyone tell me who Emily is and why is she the colour of the sea?
WOMAN FROM MILWAUKEE To Dr. Edward "la la" Crane. I agree, Hanson's album IS decent. Everyone should listen.
DEAREST 'ZINE
If that thing in the corner is you, why are you always sticking your tongue out? Did the wind change? If it did, that's one mistake you won't repeat!
By the way, is it me or is the Zine turning into a dating agency? Everyone is declaring their undying love so why don't you rename the page One-to-One and move the real Ziners to another.
Oh yes, I declare my love for chocolate ice cream and late nights in.
Flimbo, the Talking Electric Meter
Are you trying to deny us all a little
LOVE AND AFFECTION? HEARTLESS!
URGENT!!!
If anyone out there recorded the Spice Girls on Monday 29th Sep, I would like to hear from you. I was stupid enough to miss it.
If I could get a copy from someone (I have two videos), I would be very, very grateful!
Also if anyone caught the Channel 5 launch: phone anytime on CENSORED and ask for me (Robin).
Robin
Don't you realise that videos are for
TAPING GOOD TELEVISION?
TO GLEN BENTONS SIDEKICK
Yes it's sad that 'At The Gates' have split, but still, 'Dark Tranqulity in Flames and Dissection' are still going strong.
By the way, what has Glen Benton done that you find so funny as he's been very quiet lately?
To WLW: How come I can't get any Reese's peanut butter cups anywhere? Still, peanut butter M&M's rule!
Disciple of the Watch
Try this delight of peanut butter
SPREAD ON DIGESTIVES
'ZINE ET WLW
Okay, call me stupid or prosaic, but I have noticed one irregularity in the counting numbers.
All the first ten numbers have exactly one syllable. So why, 'Zinesters, does 'seven' have two?
Personally I think it's being greedy.
Eau Rouge
Maybe it needed a friend, like someone
ELSE I COULD MENTION. ANY GUESSES?
