The Mega-Zine Museum
October 13, 1997
BLUE RAISIN A poem:
Dennis Pennis cor he's nice
so nice in fact he can charm mice
what a lovely bloke he is
Dennis Pennis give me a kiss! No accounting for taste.
DAZY, GIRL FROM MARS WLW, what are you going to dress up as for Halloween? You think I would disclose that kind of information?
DEMONA 'Zine, I am using you to spread a message to the world. I do not have a personal vendetta against blondes. No?
GIRL WHO OWNS MARK HAMILTON'S SMILE
Hey! Come on, this isn't fair!
Don't get me wrong, I'm very flattered; but you can't expect me to dump the 'gorgeous one' for a newcomer to 'Zine?
I don't know anything about you! I'm sure you're attractive and funny etc, but no-one can compare with 'Posium girl'. Sorry.
Angel Interceptor (feeling guilty)
Just what do you think this is?
AN EPISODE OF NEIGHBOURS?
CALLING ALL ZINESTERS
I need your help to start off a new word, it means rubbish or bad or anything else along those lines (inc. words that probably won't get printed here).
The word is PUM.
Use it today and tomorrow and let's get it going around the country.
The Leader of the Underground People
PS Examples are: It's a pum day. OR He/she is sooo pum! etc.
I'm not joining in this load of pum.
WHAT A PUM IDEA.
TAYLOR'S WHISPER
I agree - Bhavin is a god! And he looks like Milhouse from The Simpsons! But still my heart aches for gorgeous Simon Pryde, 25, with his cute little smile!
That evil man with the bad hair life beat the two of them, Dangit! But they will still live forever in Countdown history... or end up in Room 101.
Pear-Shaped Box
Who cares about them? All we need is
CONSONANT CARESSER CAROL.
POSIUM GIRL
Be not afraid! I am writing to apologise for my immature prat of a brother.
He decided that it'd be funny to send you a letter with a fly stuck to it as we live in the same town as you. The fly was a bath toy made of rubber and I only found out yesterday or I would have stopped him.
I've told him how stupid he was. He's 16, talk about immature!
Little Girl Powderbubble
What kind of mentality is that?
HE SHOULD HAVE SENT IT TO ME.
