The Mega-Zine Museum
October 10, 1997
FOX GONE WRONG To the 'Ziners who wonder where the blue fluff in their bellybuttons comes from - if you had a bath every day the problem would not arise. Oh ignorant one! The fluff is not afraid of soap!
THE BB-MAN Broken Circles, welcome back! Where have you been and are you back for good? Back for bad, I'd say! Only kidding, oh rotund one. Circulate!
BENEFIT CHILD Apologies for the name - it's guaranteed to get on someone's nerves. Just getting my lip in the door.
A POEM ABOUT BEARDS
If your all-time greatest ambition in life,
Is to cultivate a beard,
Your friends will probably laugh at you
And say you're really weird.
It seems there is a stigma,
To growing facial hair.
Too little makes a goatee,
Too much makes you a bear.
Piece of Sky
Everyone acts like social thistles
JUST 'CAUSE YOU HAVE FACIAL BRISTLES
TO ALL FOLLOWERS OF THE PYSCHOPATH WITH PERFECT TEETH
Does this guy actually fit the image conjured up by his name? I suspect not for three reasons:
- Would a psychopath write in to a Teletext teen mag?
- Let alone perfect teeth, would a psychopath have a complete set?
- Would a psychopath have such good taste in music?
I think not. He's probably just an average kinda bloke just like me.
Machinehead
Dental prejudice aside - I can't think
A METALHEAD WOULD HAVE AN AVERAGE IQ
'ZINE
I was discussing meaning of life the other day with a mate and we came to some conclusions. He decided that human life is leading up to one huge big achievement that will affect every little thing in the universe.
Whereas I reckon that the universe is really a snowglobe in some sort of life form's bedroom.
The Leader of the Underground People
Oh how tacky! Is the creator some sort
OF TASTLESS SOUVENIR MANUFACTURER?
ODE TO TIMOTHY
I have just learned
My goldfish, Timothy,
Has only a three-second memory.
So he could never pass
A GCSE
And his hopes he would obtain
A Business degree
Seem, to the cynical mind
Quite silly.
Myopic Melon
I think Timothy has you to thank, for
AT LEAST PROVIDING HIM A THINK TANK.
