The Mega-Zine Museum
October 11, 1997
DIRK GENTLY I have not disappeared, I simply have had absolutely nowt to say, except for this I have decided to change my name from Sleepy Pyschopath to Dirk Gently. PS Kat with a Kink - you're purr-fect. I'm sure she's feline good after that one!
FLYNN, Who's In About TOTP and miming. If bands want to they can play live nowadays eg, Supergrass and Caught by the Fuzz and the best band in the world, The Wildhearts played Anthem live. Cool.
PATELLA Baby-bel, you're cute. Blurgh!
AN ANGRY YOUNG PERSON
It seems as though all you do to establish a place in the famed lines of the 'Zine nowadays is to assume a damn silly name.
Assessment time:
The girl With 2 Brains (hardly original),
Angel Interceptor (crap name, crap song),
Midget Gem (plain boring).
Cool names:
'Posium Girl (fine name, fine band),
Psychopath with Perfect Teeth (excellent)
and of course Xanathein.
Remember this: Magnificent monickers mean masters...
Loki, God of Mischief and Destruction
Loki-here - cool name or not
A BIT OF ESCAPISM NEVER HURT ANYONE
IRONIC NOMAD
Yes, ha ha ha ha haw ha...
Us stupid bloomin' students eh... protesting about trivialities such as racism, fascism, homophobia, environmental destruction ha ha ha. Why bother?...
Anyway must dash. Tellytubby time!
Yours Sarcastically,
The studious Smogs Golden Lining.
Machinehead. Didn't you know grey and brown are the new black? (or something) Your parents are in!
Why study for a BA when you can miss
LECTURES BY PROTESTING FOR PC?
KULA SHAKER POEM
Kula Shaker, they are great
If you don't agree then you're not my mate
They play great music all of the time
They, most definitely, do not mime.
There's Crispian Mills, Alonza too,
Jag and Paul and all the crew,
Kula Shaker are the best,
I really hope you like them too!
The Scouser
Print this or I will come round your house and steal all you Mike Flowers CDs. I know where you live, WLW.
They're on my wonderwall. Come n' get
THEM IF YOU THINK YOU'RE CAMP ENOUGH
OK VOMAGE FRAIS
You say that you would rather wash your dog's Y fronts than listen to Be Here Now, eh? (Your dog wears Y fronts?)
I don't understand why people like you spend your time slagging off Oasis. Why don't you slag off Blur, or Slayer or someone?
Be Here Now is a superb piece of work, not as good as Definitely Maybe, but superb nevertheless.
Just leave them alone! MAD FOR IT!
Madpriest
SAD FOR IT! I'd rather wash the dog and
PLAY HIS Y-FRONTS! FLEA HERE NOW!
