The Mega-Zine Museum
October 8, 1997
SMOGS GOLDEN LINING (just call me Sherlock) WLW, after many hours of detection work, I have come to the conclusion that you are none other than the long lost brother of famed nursery rhyme star, Wee Willie Winkie. Yes you are indeed Wee Lionel Winkie. You got me good n' proper Guv.
MAGIC GUY AKA '80s MUSIC FAN Kat with a Kink in Her Tail can curl up on my lap anytime! Lap up that attention, Kitty!
99% PROOF Can any of you prove your evolution from amoebas? I think not! ?!
HI 'ZINERS
There's one question that wears big noisy platform boots and tap dances on my brain every night, keeping me awake - who would each 'Ziner be if they were on Stars In Their Eyes?
I would be the great Sharleen from Texas and WLW would make a superb Matthew Kelly...
Girl Who Owns Mark Hamilton's Innocent Smile
I don't think you meant to say that!
YOU'LL BE SEEING STARS....
DEAR 'ZINERS
A very funny thing.
Ask all your friends, family, associates, people on the street to flare their nostrils.
If they can do it then it's not very funny, but watching people who can't flare their nostrils trying to do so is mightily funny.
It also passes the time during especially boring A-Level classes.
Viking Girl
I don't want to look down my nose at U,
- A NASAL A LEVEL WON'T GET YOU FAR!
A THOUGHT
Why do authors write under more than one name? Is it to avoid some secret limit on the number of books one person can publish? (Surely if Barbara Cartland hasn't reached a limit, nobody will!)
A case of split personality? Otherwise, I can see no point to it, especially when the publisher puts on the cover Edith Pargeter, who also writes as Ellis Peters or Ruth Rendell, writing as Barbara Vine.
In this spirit I sign off as
Bishop of Atlantis who also writes as Palestrina Reincarnated.
They either want double fame or are too
SCARED TO EMPLOY A REAL GHOST WRITER
'ZINERS!
Don't get your address printed on 'Zine like I did!
I got this creepy letter from Lenin, who not only got my address wrong but my name too.
There was also a dead bluebottle stuck on the page! Spooky!
And to the Girl Who Owns Mark's Smile, I think Angel Interceptor might already be yours, 'cause he never wrote to me when I asked... sigh!...
'Posium Girl
Bluebottle? Be afraid! Shame it wasn't
YELTSIN; YOU'D HAVE GOT A FULLBOTTLE
