The Mega-Zine Museum
September 26, 1997
TKOS, KING OF SENSE Why do all 'Ziners have stupid names? Why do these people write a load of rubbish? I'm here to put these saddos in line and knock some sense into them. MAKE SOME SENSE! Where's the sense in that?
A HUGE EVER-GROWING PULSATING BRAIN THAT RULES FROM THE CENTRE OF THE ULTRA WORLD Mentioned once and never to ret.. That's quite enough of that, ha ha ha!
YELLOW YOKEL Yer tis: Radiohead's OK Computer was named after Marvin the paranoid android in the Guide. Cool.
TO MY LOST CHILDREN OF THE FROZEN FOREST
Isn't quiche such a dull word? And why does my mum insist on force feeding me it and saying "you always used to like it".
When? Never! It's disgusting!
I'm drowning in a haze of lies, corruption and decay.
Hmmm, isn't Branston Pickle great?!
Damn Dog (the fool's gold)
Yes, it's priceless or my name
ISN'T LORRAINE! Sorry!....
Choose spending endless hours writing painful poems.
Choose thinking things that nobody else does then giving yourself torment over the thoughts.
Choose mind-numbing friends that at the end of the day you slag off.
Choose staring your reflection out to see who blinks first.
Choose getting soaked in the rain.
Choose the right people.
Choose singing your favourite song 10 times over.
Choose to choose.
Choose to care.
Choose something good.
Blue Raisan
Can't believe I chose to screen this!
MEGA-SPOTTING ISN'T EASY YOU KNOW!
TO 'ZINE
Galactic 'Ziner, I agree! What do other 'Ziners look like? and WLW?
I am 16, have long brown hair and am vertically challenged.
I imagine psychopath with perfect teeth to be tall with short blond hair; Blue Raisan — small with dark hair. AFKA still remains a mystery.
Bob the Fish
WLW suggests that I am a white-haired
WRINKLY BARBARIAN. CAN YOU BELIEVE!
DEAR MEGA-ZINERS
When I was on holiday in America I went to the cinema with my uncle. We saw a film called Event Horizon which was rated R — restricted viewing. I got in anyway and I was told it would be just like Star Wars. It wasn't.
There were people ripping each others arms off, lots of murder and a man with no eyes (they were torn out).
I warn you — if you are faint hearted DON'T SEE IT. If you're not, you'll love it!
Mel C in disguise
If you want MURDER and GORE, broaden
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