The Mega-Zine Museum
September 25, 1997
STRAWBERRY SHORTCAKE lost her way in the maze at Hever Castle. Apparently you shouldn't go in there without a compass!
MYSTIC PEG has lost her crystal egg and will not be able to go to Racey Ruby's party now.
DEAR 'ZINE
Why do they always give the name and position of the speaker before an announcement is made on a train? It's not vital to your journey to know that the driver is called Kevin...
Unless you meet him in the buffet and he's on his fifth pint. Then you've got problems.
The BB Man - Destroyed by madness
And why are they always called
KEVIN OR NIGEL?
DEAR KING GOTH
I am a part-time vampire by profession, and I get so sick of being hassled by trendies.
You are so right about how people stereotype anyone alternative. What a relief to know someone else out there understands.
Trash.
That's true - between the two of you
YOU COULD TAKE ON THE WORLD!
DEAR 'ZINE
I went to Alton Towers recently which was great. Thus inspired I have decided to build my own theme park.
I will call it 'Zine World and it will have a £1,000 entry fee, except for Zinesters, who get in free.
Alien Fruit Fiend
The standard of letters is really
GETTING BAD - SEE THE ABOVE!
DEAR 'ZINE
This is a party political poem on behalf of the Strangelove party:
I hate the Manic Street Preachers,
I think they're really dire.
People only buy their songs,
because they fancy Nicky Wire.
Morgan the Vampire Hunter
We want poems. Not more than 4 lines
LONG. WITH SOME SERIOUS MEANING!
