The Mega-Zine Museum
September 17, 1997
ANGEL INTERCEPTOR Posium Girl-Oh Yeah! lets go down in the basement and wave bye to moonlight, farewell to twilight!
THE UNDERGROUND POTATO MOVEMENT The 'zine is NOT bad without Psychopath with Perfect Teeth, in fact it's great!
I DON'T BELIEVE IT!
What a terrible day, four of my Concordes wheelclamped, the Spice Girls continually harassing me for a kiss, servants on strike, one of my islands just SUNK and to top it all my space flight program is 3 days behind schedule.
Life is sooooooooooo hard.
Artist formerly known as Gonzo
Just be thankful you avoided
KISSING THE SPICE GIRLS!
TO ALL BACKCHATTERS
You obviously prefer the 'zine to your own pages, 'cause some of your views seem strangely familiar.
Unlike the Murphys I'm very bitter, so to all of you who have lifted our comments - get some new material, or at least give credit where credit is due.
P.S Inspiration for the above: Sazana, 15, London
The BB Man - We each get what we deserve.
One should be proud that one's
CREATIVE TALENT HAS BEEN RECOGNISED!
DEAR MR UNREADABLE
Where do you get off telling others how to act? I'm sick of it. If I want to dress in black and listen to Cradle of Filth etc, I will.
As for doing it for the attention; the attention I get I could do without. Getting threatened in the street is not fun.
But I'm not going to change my appearance or my attitude for pathetic people like you!
Divinity
Hey! Dress like a pall-bearer if you
WANT TO - WE DON'T REALLY CARE!
DEAR WLW
Isn't it funny how Mark Owen and Robbie Williams are now writing songs which appeal to both sexes. Well it's too late... Ha Ha!
No self-respecting bloke will buy an ex-Take That member's single. Hence 'I am what I am', which is a good song, only entered the chart at No.37.
Slartibartfast
P.S One of the W's stands for woman.
Personally I think any ex-Take That
MEMBER SHOULD TAKE OFF!
