The Mega-Zine Museum
September 19, 1997
DR EDWARD "LALA" CRANE wants to say that Hanson's "Middle of Nowhere" is a severely decent album.
GALAXY CARAMEL has just doubled up in pain as the pin cushion was wrapped up in her blue dressing gown.
STRAWBERRY SHORTCAKE as of now has changed her name to Blueberry Muffin. She wants to be thought of as cheeky and bright. What was so wrong with Strawberry Shortcake?
DEAR WLW
I have a question:
Why is it that you go on and on about how everybody should be an individual, but when somebody likes something that a lot of people don't like, you are the first ones to laugh, complain and take the mick.
It doesn't make sense - so just try not to do it.
Mel C in disguise
Actually the above is a very fair
COMMENT - WE CAN GIVE IT A WHIRL!
DEAR 'ZINE
I thoroughly enjoy watching Teletubbies until they go outside. From then on I'm on the edge of my seat, anxious for the rabbits.
The tubbies seem to hold no regard for them and I fear that one will soon be rolled on or fallen on, whilst the tubbies are playing.
Does anyone else feel the same as me?
The Leader of the Underground People
I am so transfixed by the tubbies,
THAT I'VE NEVER SEEN THE RABBITS!
TO ANYONE AND EVERYONE
Why is it that:
- You have clear skin for 6 weeks, then it comes to going back to school and you get the biggest spot you have had in your entire life.
- Teletubbies is on while you are at school, when 75% of their viewers are students.
- A gorgeous bloke chats to you, cos he wants to get to know your mate.
Or an ugly bloke chats to you and he
WANTS TO TAKE YOU OUT - YUK!
DEAR MEGAZINE
Right, I'm going to solve this 3T/ Boyz 2 Men argument now.
There is a huge difference between the two bands. 3T's music only makes me want to throw up, whereas Boyz 2 Men's makes me want to slit my wrists.
You see, it's a huge difference!
Porno Creep
Why do we have to keep arguing about
BANDS - IT'S SOOOOOOO BORING!
