The Mega-Zine Museum
September 3, 1997
THE NAMELESS ONE believes Ankh Girl may be right about Mel C in disguise but her opinion can't count for much because she's under the illusion that Oasis... have talent! Ouch! Low one.
PURPLE FROSTED LIPSTICK GIRL asks why schools have a thing about pupils wearing make-up. Simple. They ban make-up so they can treat you like kids.
UN-HIP HIPPY-TYPE GIRL came across two strange ingredients in her shampoo bottle. What an interesting girl you are, reading the back of a poo bottle.
DEAR LOST CHILD
You are absolutely right. "Girl Power" is just an image used to gain the lust, not the respect, of men.
To avoid confusion, I no longer describe myself as a feminist. I call myself an equalitist.
In this way I can stand against all forms of discrimination.
The Best Me I Can Be (TBMICB)
Why no mention of girlie infatuation
WITH BOY BANDS? TAKE THAT ON BOARD!
DEAR 'ZINE
It's funny how films and TV shows always portray punks, metallers and goths as bullies but in real life they get bullied by narrow-minded idiot trendies.
I'm fed up with all the hassle I get from trendies due to the way I dress. Why can't they just accept me and others like me for who we are and stop judging us just because we have the guts to be different?
King Goth, Newport
Because they like being well-balanced
WITH A CHIP ON BOTH SHOULDERS!
GREETINGS 'ZINE
If the Artist Formerly Known As Gonzo decides to change his name again, he will have to be called the Artist Formerly Known As The Artist Formerly Known As Gonzo if he wants to maintain the recognition by 'Zine readers for being a cynical megalomaniac.
So are we going to see AFKA AFKA Gonzo?
Bob The Fish
Unlikely. These days old big nose is
TRYING TO IMPRESS MRS NUDE ON p175!
TO WHOEVER
Decadence calls me to write. I beg of you to join the Purple Safety Pin Revolution. Now!
Do it for yourselves Indie kids, 60s, 70s, 80s throwbacks, punks and vampires — we need you all.
Cast fans need not apply. Hope for you all is lost. You are to be banished to the swamps.
Our Super Furry Tank will lead the way.
Damn Dog, The Soul Saver
Never trust a safety pin. You never
KNOW JUST WHEN THEY MIGHT POP OPEN!
