The Mega-Zine Museum
August 1, 1997
DREAMER IN DARKNESS Sweet Gothic Vampire, pray we may meet in highgate to drink sweet Claret under the Waning Moon. Bad pub, I think, but then again I'm not partial to a Goth and tonic.
CHERRY STONE I really liked your poem ... when I read it in "Espedair Street" by Iain Banks. Don't you read Banksie, WLW? Yes, but it's not All I read, CS.
FEMALE MAN U FAN When I try to count sheep, they run wild so I can't get to sleep anyway! You're not supposed to bring sheep into your bedroom, doh!
DEAR 'ZINE
If anyone was wondering where I've been for the last fortnight, I have been nursing my injuries after a sporting accident.
For any lovers of irony out there, you will be pleased to know this involved a cricket ball breaking my two front teeth and making me spit blood all over the pitch.
The Psychopath with Perfect(ish) Teeth
Is Psychopath with Perfect Gums
A GOOD ENOUGH FILLIN'?
DEAR GIRL FORBIDDEN TO GET HER TONGUE PIERCED
Can I just say that I don't think there's anything Punk about you. For one thing a true punk wouldn't feel the need to tell everyone about the colour of her hair in a desperate attempt to appear cool.
I mean, puh-lease! What do you expect us to do? Fall over backwards at your sheer individuality??
Oh, and I'll be at V'97 too. You might see me there. I'll be the person being myself. I'll leave the 'anarchy' to you.
The Mushroom Girl
Sounds like this closed-cup mushroom
IS TRIPPING ON SELF-RIGHTEOUSNESS!
DEAR 'ZINE
- TEFLON: you got it wrong! It's Charlibus sittibus on the deskimorum... deskibus collapsibus, Charlie on the floorum.
- 99% Proof: where have all the cowboys gone? What was the point?
- The pud movement are right! Blood sports are cruel and unnecessary.
- WLW your jokes are getting worse! Yoko! Oh no! (for young 'Zinesters she was John Lennon's wife).
Spunkey Monkey
They're only as good as the inspiration
I GET! GOT A CHIMP ON YOUR SHOULDER?
