The Mega-Zine Museum
August 4, 1997
WEEBLEY WONDER wibbles but won't fall down. Does anyone recall these magical toys that provided hours of enjoyment for kids and adults alike?
CAT WITH THE KINK IN HER TAIL is feline happy, as she knows the guy she likes is getting nearer to asking her out. If rejected are there any offers?
DITZY DEMON WITH A STING IN HER TONGUE is fed up with being made to look small. She may only be 5ft but that is sizeist and anyone else who disagrees is a hereby stuffed crust pizza.
DEAR ZINE
How exactly do the Gallagher brothers manage to sing with a load of flippin' great helicopters flying about the place? They wouldn't be able to hear a thing.
The lyrics to D'ya know what... should run like so:
D'ya know chudder, chudder, chudder chudder...
Plod the Viking
I never knew you had such an interest
IN THE SIZE OF THEIR CHOPPERS!
DEAR ZINE
WEEKEND
Friday night is my delight
And so is Saturday
But Sunday night - gives me a fright
There's school on Monday morning
Dragonflew
Oh well just think on Monday morning
ONLY FIVE MORE DAYS TIL THE WEEKEND
LISTEN...
Did some day Korn? Fear Factory? I salute thee.
I'm a mixed breed: a heavy rocking chick, bluesy, punky, vibing, banging Indie kid.
But it seems metal is dying or being killed out. The Ozz Fest and Donington were cancelled and radio staions rarely play anything.
Is this a conspiracy?
Audio Impulse (Screaming loudly)
Long live metal — personally Iron,
COPPER AND ZINC ARE MY FAVES!
DEAR SIR/MADAM
Since my last letter I have now decided on the sentence for Nick Hancock, his crimes against humanity being Holding the Baby and being a moron.
His punishment is to be detained in Room 101 the place for everybody's dislikes. Only you can save him.
Send your comments to Megazine and it will be taken into consideration.
The Bloke who was on Ceefax
I think it's all over for him.
CEEFAX, EH - JUDAS!
