The Mega-Zine Museum
July 20, 1997
JUST A GIRL wants to do indescribable things involving a Will Heany (from Madley High School). Will, if you're brave enough, get Natalie's number from Sara. Up for it? Good lad! (Mad lad)
BIG DADDY WEN'S MARLBORO I have been reading the letters gracing your pages and realised how bland some mortals are becoming. And? Nothing. You haven't got a leg to stand on. Go on, shock me!
KIT THE BESTRANGED YET GIFTED ONE I just wanna say to EGG, I admire your name. You're yolking aren't you!
OI WLW! NO!
So bands are protecting "self-preservation" by not playing in Northern Ireland!
You must think along with the majority that we're all gun totin' guerillas or something - well, news flash - we're not! I agree with Sparkle Punka. More cool bands should play here. Bands like Korn, Coal Chamber, Fear Factory etc.
C'mon if ya think you're hard enough!
Sarcastic Leprachaun
Sincere apologies from WLW: can't get
YOU A BAND - WILL A GUINESS DO?
DEAR 'ZINE
I think Terry Pratchett is quite possibly one of the most insightful writers ever. Therefore I fail to see why 'Ziners can't name themsleves after Discworld characters as a tribute to his obvious genius.
Shaitan should go back to his coffin and stay there - and as vampires are myth anyway, s/he is clearly only a strange little person with delusions of bloodlust and should be ignored.
Angua von Uberwald
Vampires are myth and Pratchett isn't?
GET YOUR TEETH INTO THAT ONE!
DEAR 'ZINE
I agree with Sparkle Punka. It's not fair at all that Northern Irish music fans should be discriminated against just because of prejudiced attitudes (such as WLW).
What do you mean by "self-preservation? The bands have more chance of getting shot in America than in N.I, but they play more gigs in one city than they probably ever have in N.I in their whole careers.
The Cat's Pants
It was a rash statement. Sorry. I'll be
LIKE THE MURPHY'S IF YOU ARE...?
DEAR 'ZINE
I believe my granny is a rebel 'ziner form a previous life. Why? you may ask.
Well here are just three reasons.
- She cheates on Bamboozle
- She thinks Noel from Oasis is a "nice young man"
- Her favourite joke is "what's the difference between bogies and brocolli? Kids won't eat brocolli!"
Help! What should I do?
The Scales of Justice
Send her on a date with Noel
SHE'S MAD ENOUGH (FOR IT!)
