The Mega-Zine Museum
July 18, 1997
LONG HAIRED PUNK BOY IN COMBATS says to American Wannabe Sk8r - Will you marry me? If not, any chance with Martina Hingis? It wouldn't be a good match!
BROKEN CIRCLES Never work for a catalogue distribution firm. You work on commission and the majority of people either bin it or throw it back in your face. I lasted three months. I hope you got a loyalty present - a teas-maid and set of matching towels?
LUKE'S LIGHTSABRE Do cats think in meows and dogs in barks? Moo.
DEAR 'ZINE
Superman is relly on the side of evil and has caused many innocent people to die.
Every week a criminal tries to take over the world, kills a few innocents before being stopped by Superman.
The world was not ruled by a criminal mastermind before Superman arrived so it must be deduced he has caused evil to be unleashed on the world.
The Wonderturd
A super guy who spends his time in the
FAST LANE (LOUIS!) IS ALWAYS ENVIED!
DEAR EVERYONE
I'm feeling particularly joyous at the moment because:
- It actually feels all summery
- I've found myself a new all-improved sweetheart
- Radiohead are finally getting the fame they deserve
- I'm going on holiday tomorrow sans parents
- I can gloat as I went to T in the Park last year
- WLW wished me a happy birthday
Midget Gem
PS Where's Basketcase?
Basketcase is getting carried away
BUT HAVE A DIAMOND TIME ALL THE SAME
WHAT I HATE MOST...
- People who decide to have three white stripes down the sides of their clothes instead of a personality.
- Stickers on light bulbs that only say 'Please Remove'.
- Rosie and Jim
- Trying to turn off the TV and realising you're actually using the calculator instead of the remote control
- Lists of most hated subjects
What I like:
- Manics
- Dylan Moran
- 'Zine - in an attempt to get this printed.
The BB Man
And it worked, Zut Alors! Oh, and do
YOU LIKE MY NEW AD-EEE-DAS TRAINERS?
DEAR FRIENDS
I haven't blessed you with my gems of wisdom for a bit coz I've been appearing in a local production of Blood Brothers.
But now it's finished I'm a bit depressed (even turning on the 'Zine doesn't help) so I need suggestions to help cheer me up!
Love, peace and karma
Sleeping Jiva
Chi up, girl, life's a scream!
WAKE UP AND SMELL THE GREEN TEA MAN!