The Mega-Zine Museum
July 15, 1997
MAD MEL wants to tell all men she's not unattractive just because she is an individual. Can any Ziners help out there? She needs a man!
DR ED CRANE says: Whatever dastardly crime Nick Hancock may have committed against light entertainment, being called the second generation Ronnie Corbett is a sentence no-one deserves.
MESSAGE FROM QUANTUM SHEEP Stop wasting these pages slagging off the Spice Girls. As if they'd have enough intelligence to read these pages.
DEAREST 'ZINE
I have just spent a whole week with no TV therefore no Zine. Life was awful. I was forced to socialise and ring people. I had conversations with my parents. I read. I had a bath.
Now my trusty box is back in place I can go back to being a lazy, unproductive, vegetable - life's most sublime state.
Vomage Frais
And this is supposed to please WLW
BEING WATCHED BY A LOAD OF VEGGIES!
DEAR 'ZINE
I would like to take this opportunity while no-one has mentioned this topic for a while, that Nottingham Forest will bounce back straight into the Premier League.
Long live Stuart Pearce our living footballing God!
David
Are we forgeting the 1990 World Cup
HE SHOULD STICK TO EATING PIZZA!!!
TO ALL ZINERS
A friend of mine was telling me about a book she wrote when she was an ickle person. It was about two mice getting married and all about the wedding.
But should she call The Mouse's Wedding The Mice Wedding or The Mice's Wedding?
I say the Mouse's Wedding but it can't be as mouse's isn't a word. Mmmmm...?
Xanthein, with a newly pierced nose
You've stumped us here -
BUT WHAT ABOUT THE CHEESE AFFAIR...
YER TIS
Points to ponder
- Who invented peanut butter and why?
- Why do Morris dancers beat each other round the face with sticks?
- Why is it that girls go out with older blokes but blokes never go out with older girls?
The Yellow Yokel
The big question is do you class
PEANUT BUTTER AS SWEET OR SAVOURY?
