The Mega-Zine Museum
July 11, 1997
DAZY, GIRL FROM MARS urges Dr Cruces' Mistress to spare a thought for those who aren't good at ANYTHING. Who cares what the prats at school think?
THE GIRL WHO UTTERS BLOOD also quotes Jack Prelutsky: "The vampire drinks til sated, he fills his every pore; and then, his thirst abated, licks clean the dripping gore." Charmin'.
SHAITAN THE UNBORN, FIRST OF ALL VAMPIRES asks those writing to the 'Zine for the first time to STOP USING NAMES FROM DISCWORLD CHARACTERS.
ODE TO A GORGEOUS BLOKE
Greg Rusedski, you sexy thing
I'd like to be your racket string,
your towel or your orange juice.
I wish your shorts weren't quite so loose!
You even smile when you miss a shot,
and I see you lick your lips a lot!
If ever your tongue decides to be tired
and you're after some help, consider me hired!
Dazy, Girl from Mars
WLW is jealous. I get tired too y'know.
MY BOTTOM LIP HURTS A BIT.
DEAR 'ZINESTERS
As I was about to read Mega-zine on Saturday, my finger inadvertently slipped onto the reveal button on my remote control and the TV called me a 'div' in flashing white letters.
I had to drink 16 cups of sweet tea before I calmed down sufficiently to continue recording my latest single, 'Do You Want a Digestive With That Cup of Tea?'
The Rockin' Granny (VERY annoyed)
Don't blame US if you cannot control
YOUR FINGER MOVEMENTS.
DEAR 'ZINE
Why do decent bands hardly ever play any gigs in Northern Ireland?
They only tour in England, Scotland and Wales and IF they come over they only play one concert and it's always either in the King's Hall or the Ulster Hall in Belfast.
What about the rest of the country?
Sparkle Punka
A healthy regard for self-preservation
SPRINGS TO MIND.
