The Mega-Zine Museum
July 8, 1997
SHELLY SEASHELL needs advice on how to break onto the set in EastEnders so she can steal Tiff's baby. The reason being so she get's to meet Grant. Albeit with an axe sticking out of her head.
MONGOOSE MELON was looking for squirrels when a big fat spider ran up his leg and tickled him to death.
STROPPY PIN BOARD was most upset to just have on the reminder pad a packet of sugar and nothing else.
DEAR 'ZINERS
Saturdays mean being in the same place as thousands of other like-minded people, dancing 'till dawn in a fantastic place, with an amazing atmosphere.
Have any other 'Ziners been here?
Cream - the best club in the best city with the best people. Rave on.
Little Miss Sunshine
No but Custard and Jam Roll have always
GIVEN ME A SIMILAR EFFECT!
DEAR 'ZINE
Some great Spice Girls jokes I heard today:
- Why do the Spice Girls drive BMWs?
Because they can spell that! - Why do the Spice Girls take the contraceptive pill?
So they can tell which day it is!
From the American Wannabe SK8r
Look out for the 5 dog advert on
THE BILLBOARDS - GIGGLE TO DEATH!
DEAR FRIENDS
Despite coming from the north, I still think London is the coolest place on earth!
The best thing about London though is you can have purple hair, green lipstick and an 'I love Tom Jones' T-shirt and no one bats any eyelid.
Cool-eh!
Sleeping Jiva
If you dress like that surely you
WANT EYELIDS TO BAT
DEAR MEGA-ZINE
I would just like to say this:
Sick and Twisted One is just seeking attention, Myopic Melon is exactly that and the Tank Girl is a bit slow if she seriously thinks we will all miss her.
Sandra Diddly-Dee
I had to dig deep and this is all I
COULD FIND!
