The Mega-Zine Museum
July 6, 1997
DEAR 'ZINE
U2, Chris Evans - pretentiousness alert!! (TFI Friday 6/6/97).
Fame is an addictive condition, it seems. You start off as a nice ordinary person and end up wearing a blue floppy hat, plastic specs and talking about Amazing Grace.
Not to mention the mutual ego-stroking and bad beard growth that accompanies it.
Vomage Frais
I take it you wouldn't go on a date
WITH CHRIS EVEN FOR BIG MONEY!
DEAR 'ZINERS
I would like to join your weird world. I'm sure I could live up to your standards.
I am lonely!
Please accept me and love me - no one else will. Pleeease.
Beautiful Freak
I suggest you join a squash club
OR MAYBE THE BROWNIES!
