The Mega-Zine Museum
July 5, 1997
CRUSHED PARMA VIOLET is mystified. How do thermos flasks know when to keep something hot and when to keep something cold... and do they ever get confused and get it wrong?
MEL C IN DISGUISE asks: Why do weather reports tell us what the weather was like "this morning"? Do they think we can't remember?
A belated Happy Birthday to Midget Gem. Oi, Mr Magic, give her a break. Hope you're feeling a bit more cheery now.
DEAR 'ZINE
On the 'Zine there's lots to see
From Mr Unreadable to C'Est La Vie
A new debate and lots of old
"The North is best" or so we're told
"Who is the best of the bands?"
Letters written by dedicated fans
Well that's me, I have to go
I just wanted to say a big HELLO!
The Silhouette from the Lighter Side
WLW never seeks attention... but would
HAVE LIKED A MENTION!
DEAR SALLY STONE
Great, another Hitch Hikers Guide fan!
Did you know that if A=1, B=2, C=3 etc, the letters in D Adams add up to 42?
Also, William G Stewart should scrap the "G", then his initials WS would also add up to 42.
(Your stretching it a bit now aren't you? But the D Adams titbit is interesting. WLW)
Pig on the Rampage
Oh dear... brain the size of a planet
AND I'M SURROUNDED BY 'ZINESTERS!
OI, WLW!!!
What is this, WLW calling me "Misery Guts"? All 'Ziners will think I'm a right moaning git now, even though I did send in 10 great things about summer as well as the letter you used. This is disgraceful prejudice, sort of.
Oh yeah, if birds descended from dinosaurs, is it possible for a blue tit to ascend back to a velociraptor? Bird watching could be so much more exciting. A spectator sport even.
Fliddy
My apologies, you're a Moaning Misery
GUTS THAT TALKS MINDLESS DRIVEL.
DEAR 'ZINE
Why does my television feel the need to inform me every time I change channel that the transmission is available in Nicam Stereo.
Seventy eight channels and all are in Nicam blummin' Stereo!
Cartoon Girlfriend (fab as ever)
Maybe it's so you can impress visitors
WITH YOUR POSH BOX?
