The Mega-Zine Museum
July 4, 1997
PINK HAIRED ELEPHANT wants to know how bakers manage to make chocolate chip muffins without melting the chocolate chips?
GIRL WHO WALKS THE ASPHALT WORLD asks... if Xantheim won't listen to Generation Terrorists with the Boy in the Black Eye-liner, may she instead?
CHILD OF THE VAMPIRIC NIGHT is upset that I asked if Goths still existed. She assures me that gothicism is a timeless fashion and that Goths are all around us, we just never notice.
DEAR WLW
In reply to the Depressed Optimist and the impossibility of unified monetary divisions...
...The standard Marxist reply would be to abolish the idea of money and let people use their labour equally. Then the system would allow individuals to contribute their abilities and wants.
An ideology of sharing needs to be encouraged, not punished.
Music is only Good or Bad
You say this is the standard Marxist
ANSWER, BUT DO YOU AGREE???
ODE TO BUS-USING FOREIGN STUDENTS
Get your bag out of my face
You with the stripey trousers and bouffant hair.
Get your bag out of my face
Boy with your big shorts and mirror sunglasses.
Please remove your bag from my face
Girl with the long blonde hair.
You're beautiful... I love you.
Sir Henry
It's hard to tell whether you're a
XENOPHOBE OR A HOPELESS ROMANTIC
OI, WLW!!!
What is this, WLW calling me "Misery Guts"? All 'Ziners will think I'm a right moaning git now, even though I did send in 10 great things about summer as well as the letter you used. This is disgraceful prejudice, sort of.
Oh yeah, if birds descended from dinosaurs, is it possible for a blue tit to ascend back to a velociraptor? Bird watching could be so much more exciting. A spectator sport even.
Fliddy
My apologies, you a Moaning Misery Guts
THAT TALKS MINDLESS DRIVEL.
DEAR 'ZINESTERS
Try and get your head round this...
Normal is abnormal and abnormal is normal because almost everyone is abnormal not normal so normal becomes abnormal and abnormal becomes normal.
But always remember too normal is abnormal, but too abnormal is cool!
Super Sali, the Lush Lady
What an unusual letter, but are unusual
LETTERS USUAL? BUT THEN... OH SHUT UP
