The Mega-Zine Museum
June 27, 1997
HEDGE THE WITCH (male but not a Warlock) Enough of the dross! Let's start a fresh debate. Road/runway protestors. Are they a good thing? I say YES - standing on the planet's behalf. Besides, they've got nose-rings and stuff!! Oh, impressive!
LOVE SWEETEST SWEETHEART Hanson are miles better than Mansun. They have had a No 1 hit!!! Mmmmmm (bop) I'm not sure if that's relevant proof!
THE BIG "O" I know where The Poetic 1 is coming from. Close are you?....
DEAR MEGAZINE
I am writing concerning the Rhedd Haired Rediculan's comments on Des Lynam and his 'tache.
It is indeed a mind-controlling symbiotic life form, taking control of his mind regularly.
One took over David Icke and now he's as mad as a hatstand.
Professor Dusty Nova (mad scientist)
Indeed Icke is the perfect example of
THE STRENGTH OF THE TACHE BURN AGAIN
DEAR MEGAZINE
Just writing this is asking for a great big juicy sarky comment from WLW, but how come some 'Ziners are on every day while I have to wait 2-3 weeks to get a letter screened?
Not only is this discrimination, but utterly absolutely rubbish as those letters make no sense or are so repetitive - I get the odd suspicion you're also discriminating against letters about different topics slightly (that don't fit into football, veggies, Spice Girls, exams...)
Blue Raisin - now taking Oxygen
You really think you're Sun-Maid eh? OK
YOU'RE RIGHT, I NEED TO PRUNE MEGA!
DEAR MEGAZINE
I don't see why people are complaining about "I Can't Believe It's Not Butter" not tasting like butter.
If the perpetrators would save to read the packet they would see it says: blended with buttermilk for a butter-like taste.
The emphasis being on the butter-LIKE! It's not supposed to taste like butter, only butter-like!
Teflon
Spud-u-like sells spuds like you......
OH, AS YOU LIKE IT, LIKE...
DEAR 'ZINERS
I am faced with a painful choice.
With our new PM planning on abolishing the student grant I am faced with the choice of a) getting into so much debt that it would take 20 years to pay off, or b) become unemployed.
What will I do?
Hoochie Coochie Man
Forget Cam-pus - CAMPAIGN! Nothing for
IT BUT TO BECOME A POLITICIAN!
