The Mega-Zine Museum
June 22, 1997
URBAN SAUSAGE ROLL I just need to ask what sort of name the above is!
IRON LION hordes of screaming women are trying to trace you. Get pen to paper - I doubt it will happen again!
SNOOPY SPICE asks for all of you to look out for her in the new Spice Girls film - it will be difficult - but if you keep your eyes peeled she is most definitely there.
TOP 3 THINGS I HATE MOST
Little children
Oasis fans (Oasis as well)
Winter, snow, rain and cold
TOP 3 THINGS I LIKE MOST
Smashing Pumpkins and Garbage
Male Gothic Vampire
Mega-zine and WLW
Sweet Gothic Vampire, with blood red hair
I made a pact that crawling would not
GET IT PRINTED - IT FAILED!
A COMPLAINT
I go to school every day and do my work. I revise for exams and now our teacher has told us we should try to enjoy our work more.
What do they want from me? Blood! They want BLOOD! They want every ounce of meat and gristle in my tiny frail body.
They want to turn me into a pupil sausage.
Mental Mary and the Lapdogs
Would that be of the chilli and
CRUSHED ROSEMARY VARIETY!
QUESTIONS
Whose voice is it you hear when you think?
Why do people like to get a tan?
Why does driving a car automatically turn a man into a monster?
Are there any applicants for 'Mates' who don't list 'having a laugh' among their hobbies?
Ironic Nomad
And why can't you save half a bar of
FRUIT & NUT TILL THE END OF THE DAY
DEAR 'ZINE
When the last raver has danced their last dance
When the last rave party has sadly been banned
When the pumping bass is only a memory
When the atmosphere is no longer free
The young people of Britain will look at each other and say
'Why didn't we come together to...
BAN THE CRIMINAL JUSTICE BILL!!!'
The girl forbidden to get her tongue pierced
Hasn't this all been done a while back
I BEG THEE FOR UP-TO-DATE STUFF!
