The Mega-Zine Museum
June 11, 1997
CHARMED CHLOE Has anyone been to the recent Placebo concert in Manchester and likes Tool? Dave? from Prestwich @ Ritz. Don't ask me...
KING PRAWN I've discovered a few things about life in the South:
| 1: | Beer is more expensive |
| 2: | Southerners have strange accents and talk funny |
| 3: | They have no decent football teams. |
What a wonderful cocktail of old news....
THE FALLEN ANGEL Do not watch the Harry Hill show. Your mind will become warped and you'll laugh! Better than Benny!
DEAR 'ZINE
Remember, looks can be deceiving and appearances don't always show a person's true meaning.
It's hard when you like someone and they don't feel the same way. You try to live with the rejection until it goes away.
Then you find someone else who you want to get to know, but appearances are deceptive so they won't give you a go.
CH xxx
Why don't you try to look how you feel?
ONE LESS DECEIVER IN THE GAME!
YO, 'ZINESTERS
Look at Neighbours and see what an easy job Australian paperboys have. Billy Kennedy literally throws the papers vaguely in the direction of the door.
We have a far harder job. We have to go out rain or shine, keep the papers flat and dry, avoid Mrs McAlinden's annoying dog, avoid being late, close gates behind us and try not to look disappointed when we are paid peanuts at the end of the week.
The Irish Correspondent
Which just goes to prove that we're
MADE OF HARDER STUFF - STOP MOANING
DEAR 'ZINE & WLW
Do the following get on your nerves?
- When you bite your lip so much that the skin inside dangles
- When you cut a nail too short and normal activities become painful
- When a gig is over and your whole body feels it has been pulled in over 20 different directions
Blue Raisan
Take more care on your DATES out and
EXTRA VIGILANCE WHEN PRUNING!!!
LISTEN UP, 'ZINE
Saturdays to me mean good music and better friends. They mean that I can spend a few hours with my closest friends talking about nothing and forgetting about problems.
They mean that I will not get stared at over how I look or behave. They mean that I can be with people who like me for who I am and I'm not ashamed to say that I love them all.
Krycek's Appreciator
So what happens on the other six days?
ARE YOU A SELF-CONSCIOUS LONER?
