The Mega-Zine Museum
June 5, 1997
SEVENTEENER AND THE RUNNING MAN says that she is usually one entity. As opposed to a couple of halves?
LITTLE MISS SUNSHINE Spice Girls are not my cup of tea but I take my hat off to them. They've come from nowhere and now there's nowhere on earth that hasn't heard of them. Good Luck. I'll take off my hat when they keep their clothes on!
BABY-BEL Still pleading for the return of Stretch. She's in lycra!
DEAR FISH FROM THE PURPLE MOON
Sorry, evolution progressed through competitive animals.
Snakes wanted to outdo frogs. "Ha! No legs, we lay eggs and we eat you!" Lemmings grew wings to survive and became birds: "Ha! We fly AND poo on your heads"
This clearly explains smarty pants Duck Billed Platypus.
Fliddy
Has anyone noticed how obscenely dirty Pingu's laugh is?
Can anyone explain the Panda's thumb?
AT LEAST PINGU CAN'T TALK DIRTY!!!
DEAR FISH FROM THE PURPLE MOON
How dare you assume that I, Mother Nature, thought up evolution while in a drunken state! How RUDE!
OK, so I made the odd mistake like allowing Margaret Thatcher to keep her dinosaur genes and Hugh Grant his rabbit ones, but if fish had not turned into other creatures you'd be ordering "Human and Chip to take away" on a Friday night!
You are jealous because you are still a fish and not a finger!
Luv Mother Nature
THAT explains the Panda's thumb! So he
COULD PICK UP HIS PLATYPUS & CHIPS!
DEAR ZINE PEOPLE!
Am I weird? Or is there anyone else who's discovered how amazingly cute Tesco's 1 pint bottles of milk are.
Every time I see my milk sitting all alone in the fridge I feel an urge to give it a big hug! Surely I'm not the only person who does this... am I?
Psychospirit
I liked Killer Kitten's "Poor old Bob" poem - very amusing!
You've got a lot-of-bottle to admit it!
(MILKING THIS FOR ALL IT'S WORTH!)
DEAR BASKET CASE
The Manchester Placebo concert was postponed because ticket sales were poor.
I went last week and it was pretty good but I'm sure some left feeling slightly disappointed.
As it had been the last date of the tour, everyone there had made a special effort with the eyeliner and varnish and crap like that, but Brian and co didn't seem to be bothered to set the place alight.
Subterranean Homesick Mancunian
Placebo are just DUMMIES after-all! Or
MAYBE IT WAS PSYCHOLOGICALLY BAD!
