The Mega-Zine Museum
June 1, 1997
HOOCHIE COOCHIE MAN Broken Circles has made peace with Earthworm Jim! Praise! They made the Zine the boring shell of what it once was. I put effort into it! You do. What do you mean boring... grrr
THE PURPLE SEA-HORSE Have you wondered why they never finish their drinks in EastEnders? They taste like water...
SWEET GOTHIC VAMPIRE WLW you're the one and only ruler. But avoid sarcastic comments about my letters! I'm far too sweet for insults! Fangs for the memo!
A TRUTH
Apollo 13 did not exist. It was a stone with a camera stuck to it, not a spaceship.
It was made by this bloke and his neighbour, Mr Housten. They were going to chuck it into another neighbour's garden, but it hit someone on the head, and instead of photo-graphing the neighbours they got a picture of some ear-wax.
Then, when the injured person went on the warpath, the first bloke said "Housten, we have a problem" and they scarpered.
Mackerel (fish with latitude or not?)
Neighbours Avenging Silly Asses
THE REAL N.A.S.A?
DEAR 'ZINERS
I'm in a bit of a confused state.
I keep falling for the mature blokie. I'm 17 and he's 27. Should I do something about my heart twister or steer clear from the irresistable wrinkly?
Help me out cos I'm going slightly depressed over the matter.
Blue Raisan, lovesick in the Midlands
PS - Has anyone else heard "Save Me" by a really cool band called Addict?
Iron his wrinkles, put him in short
TROUSERS AND YOU REALLY WON'T NOTICE
DEAR 'ZINERS
I don't see the point of us arguing about who's better, North or South. We're all part of England and should be proud of it.
It's great we have these British bands and no wonder the North has more foot-ball teams - it's bigger! And hopefully Bolton and Barnsley can contribute some great players to the English side.
But after all those rude comments about the South I have to forget principals and say Chelsea 2, Middlesborough 0!!!
The Underground Blue Meanie Stalker
Let's have and East West debate.
ANGLIA, AVON, FLEX YOUR MUSCLES!
DEAR 'ZINERS
Having had multiple strange experiences with the paranormal, I discovered to my horror yestesday that I had developed telekenisis and could replace the CDs in my playstation with the peculiar power of my mind.
This would not have been so bad but for the psychic interference of N64 owners who persistently tried to wipe their feet on the minus 64 bit mat. I mean, speccy owners were happy with theirs, C64 owners with theirs, why can't we get along in peace and harmony???
Radion Man in Nottingham
For someone so cyber-spaced-out
REALITY MUST REALLY BYTE
