The Mega-Zine Museum
May 31, 1997
CANDYFLOSS would like someone to remind her of the following: How exactly was it before the Spice Girls?
PEANUT SKITTLE said that if he gets blown out for ten-pin bowling once more this month he will eat Dairylea alone in his room for 200 years.
LOVES YOUNG DREAM says don't go and see Romeo and Juliet without a family size pack of Andrex toilet rolls!
DEAR 'ZINE
While watching Wizardora the other day I realised where Keith Flint of The Prodigy gets his hairstyle from.
The shop owner in the programme boasts a bald head with spiked hair at the sides. All he has to do now is dye his hair and get multiple piercings on his face.
The Drunken Butterfly
Check out Pat's other half - Roy in
EASTENDERS' - HIS A DEAD RINGER!
DEAR 'ZINE
Why are people going on about how good it will be if a minimum wage is set.
Okay, so small businesses will probably pay it because they don't have people queuing up for their jobs but if the likes of say Asda and other large firms agree to this, then their wage bill will shoot up and although they could easily afford to pay this, would they?
I think that jobs would be lost first.
Mr Unreadable
We better get used to foraging in
THE WILDERNESS FOR FOOD AGAIN!
TO WLW
After not writing to the pages of Mega-zine for the last couple of months we felt it time to come out of the darkness and make a welcomed return.
Recently we have noticed the Cosmic Girl enquiring about our whereabouts and it is with deep regret that we have to inform her that we are unable to give out any address as we fear stalkers after reaching the dizzy heights of Mega-zine.
Mr T and B-Boy
I cannot hear any thunderous applause
HUSH YOUR SELF IMPORTANT TONES!
DEAR SUPERFURRYGOONERGIRL
I agree with you on one point and one point only.
Football IS the best sport, but judging by your name, you are an Arsenal fan, (otherwise known as the enemy to a Spurs fan like me).
Arsenal are sad. Sadder than every boy band ever churned out and put together in one big ball of slime.
Irish Correspondent
And then kicked about by Spurs and
ARSENAL FANS - I SUPPOSE!
